Naked Cowboy Dialogue

'Knowing' that ideas are the precursors to our actions, these herein printed ideas are truly the essence of my genius, the greatest things I've ever accomplished. -Naked Cowboy

(The "Shit" that dominates my actions!)
"Shit" = Defined = The true-self created/orchestrated and conditioned ideas that I know I am destined to live by, exemplify, testify and immortalize. - N.C.

"If I said it, then it's cool as hell and needs to be recorded."
-Naked Cowboy

"Any dominating idea, plan or purpose held in your conscious mind through repeated effort and emotionalized by a burning desire for it's realization is taken over by the subconscious mind and acted upon through whatever natural and logical means may be available."
-Napoleon Hill

Loose Ends (Tongue and Cheek)

(Naked Cowboy addresses the crowd) "Let's go folks, step up and get your photo, only get one second with the king!" -N.C.

"Winter sharpens my skills, I've got thirty to forty minutes of life-line to get to my island in the middle of Times Square, take as many photos as super-humanly possible, get back and avoid anything or anyone who would appose me. I've got to get at least $100 dollars out of some tight New York City Christmas shopping tourists without freezing to death prior." -N.C.

"What does NYC on your underwear stand for?" -tourist
"Not ya-average cowboy!" -N.C.

"You know, if you just remove the clouds, the gusty winds and the cold front, it's really a damn nice day!" -N.C.

"Who'd you expect, Frosty the Snowman?" (Naked Cowboy in the dead of winter) - N.C.

(Naked Cowboy walks through an enormous crowd of New York City police officers) "Damn, this guys like a train wreck, you can't stop lookin' at him!" - Police Captain

(Dude takes a photo of me hugging his chick)
"Hey Dude, that's my wife" - tourist
"Hey, I didn't come out here to listen to your problems!" - N.C.

"I love your act!" -tourist
"What act?" -N.C.

I had a bare empty apartment, with mirrors on every wall. I owned a spoon, a knife, a fork, a bed, a guitar and thirty-six pairs of underwear. I have an overwhelming fascination with being the center of attention. What would you have done? - N.C.

Every so many years a cowboy comes through history and becomes a symbol for the times in which they live. They do so by rigorously holding themselves to their society's most sought after characteristics/attributes, (industry, personal initiative, free-enterprise, entrepreneurship, self-determination, trademark protection), and doing so with more intensity and faith than is necessary to cast them way outside of the society held norms/standards. I'm the cowboy of our times. I seek faithfully to be the cowboy of our age. I marshal simplicity, honesty, love and courage. Some other great cowboys? I've heard of Gene Autry, Hop-a-long Cassidy, Will Rogers, but I have not personally experienced any of them. - N.C.

"Why do you do this?" -tourist
"Because I love you!" - N.C.
"To Have the opportunity to meet Great people like yourself!" - N.C.
"Because if I don't, it won't get done. Your not going to do it, are you?" -N.C.
"Well, somebody has got to do it. Maybe not." -N.C.
"Because I thought of it first!" -N.C.

"O.K. Naked Cowboy, I'm gonna have to ask you to move north a couple of blocks. Hey, I said I need you to move a couple of blocks north of here." -Times Square police officer
"I heard you the first time. There's nothing wrong with my ears. It's the space between them that I'm having the problem with." -N.C.

"Robert I read your whole book "Naked Cowboy Dialogue" and I can say without a doubt that you are a megalomaniac!" -Kevin Connell
"Hell dude, I don't know what it is but, anything with maniac in it is cool with me." -N.C.

(January 19, 2002) "Damn Naked Cowboy, it's not summer any more!" -New Yorker
"Do you think you need to tell me that?" -N.C.

"You've gotta be kidding!" -New Yorker
"I ann't "gotta be" nothing!" - NC
"Do I look like I'm kidding?" -N.C.

The way I see it, I'm the best because I practice harder than anyone else, and I'm willing to put myself out there like no one else. I'm willing to claim my destiny and back it up! Now I can either practice for eight hours a day in my empty apartment by myself with no one benefiting from my massive, Herculean efforts, or I can do it out here where the world can experience my passion. It just makes fantastic sense to be out here doing what I'm doing. - N.C.

"What do you want to say Naked Cowboy?" -radio show producer
"Dude, I've got legendary entertainment every time I open my mouth!" -N.C.
"Oh, well, I'm out of the area, I'm not planning at this time to come through any time soon, I've got nothing new to say and was wondering if I could be on?" -N.C.

Hey now ladies, please, I'm not just a piece of meat! - N.C.

Psychosis brings about new ideas and opportunities.- N.C.

I called the trademark office in Washington D.C. and told the lady on the phone I was interested in getting a trademark on Naked Cowboy to keep anyone else from capitalizing on my idea. She asked if I was really sure I needed one? - N.C.

When I told a friend at work that I came up with my new underwear line, 'skidmarks,' she said that she was sure someone else came up with that long before me. - N.C.

Elvis! Are you kidding? I make Elvis look like a dork! - N.C.

"What did you do, just step out of a magazine?" -tourist
"Nope, just getting ready to step into them." -N.C.

"Have you received any record deals?" -radio host
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I got one from a record label the other day claiming they'd be willing to drop the harassment suit against me if I'd stop sending them pictures of myself in my underwear." -N.C.

I don't want to drop the ball, no pun intended. - N.C.

(a truck driver exits his truck in the middle of Broadway in New York City and hollers in disbelief seeing Naked Cowboy still playing despite freezing temperatures) "Naked Cowboy, you've got to be the strongest man in this city!" -truck driver
"Sir, I'm the strongest man in this world!" -N.C.

I've been arrested 42 times since January, but, that's last January! - N.C.

"Do you ever perform completely naked?" -talk show host
"No way! I don't want to cheapen my act!" -N.C.

(In freezing temperatures) A dollar in the boot please, I've got big medical bills. - N.C.

A dollar in the boot please, I've got big underwear costs. - N.C.

"Why didn't you perform at Times Square during the New Years Celebration?" -Times Square security
"Well the paper said that there would be 8000 officers on Times Square and that they would not allow anyone to carry in large concealed packages. - N.C.

People please, stay out of the street, these people will run right over ya'! They're crazy here! - N.C.

(After completing a song on the microphone for a large audience in a bar on Bourbon Street) "They looked at Elvis the same damn way." -N.C.

"Man your brave." -tourist
"Nope, just stupid." -N.C.

I really do got to stop being so concerned with what people think? - N.C.

(while giving Naked Cowboy a dollar) "Here, buy yourself some clothes!" -tourist
"For what?" -N.C.
"Make me!!!" -N.C.

"Well, you've finally made it to Broadway!" -New Yorker
"Yep, and the only experience I've had prior to this was a small bit part in a play! In Kentucky!!!" -N.C.

Isn't it amazing how much can be done with so little? - N.C.

(At Fridays' restaurant employee speaking to me in reference to my coming and going and traveling at will) "I wish I could go here, there, wherever I want, whenever I want to!" -Co-worker
"Well honey, everyone wants that, it's a matter of how bad you want it and what your willing to do to make it happen." -N.C.

"Now that's the best Naked Cowboy I've seen yet!" -Mardi Gras tourist
(Isn't it amazing how obvious it is that the only thing that matters is now.)

I was in Buffalo New York performing next to a hot dog vendor on my first tour of the East Coast. A lady approached me and asked, "are you advertising for the six inch or the foot long?"

(in front of MTV's, popular show TRL) "Hey look, Naked Cowboy, Puff Daddy and J Lo are in the studio!!!" -groupie
"I'm sorry, I'm really not a star gazer." -N.C.

"What do you think of the Back Street Boys?" -MTV's Ian
"I like what I've heard, but I guess to me they're really just another boy band." -N.C.

(directed to a police officer) Please, don't scuff the uniform. -N.C.

(three women fighting with each other about who would stand next to me) "Ladies please, you've all seen a man in his underwear." -N.C.

Don't piss me off, I've been known to go off the deep end. -N.C.

I got my first serious write up in Newsweek International, however, they titled it, "Fruit of the Loon." -N.C.

"What posses' you to do this?" -tourist
"I posses myself to do this!" -N.C.
"God almighty!!!" -N.C.

"Why do you call yourself Naked Cowboy?" -tourist
"Well I think it's obvious, Naked Cowgirl would never stick!" -N.C
"Because I thought of it first." -N.C.

I had just performed at Oktoberfest Zinzinnati and was urinating in a parking lot way off to the side behind a van when a couple snuck up behind me and said "man, you've got a great shtick." I just looked over my shoulder and replied, "What exactly are you referring to." -N.C.

(While touring the country in my car) I've created a travel guide to the seediest hotels, motels and kitchenettes across the country. It includes a gas station to gas station map that will allow you to live on power bars and over the counter stimulants. I'm not sure if I created this diet while touring or if the diet caused the touring in the first place. -N.C.

For obvious reasons I try not to work to hard. -N.C.

"What do your parents think?" -city dweller
"Are you kidding, they created my outfit (while displaying a front double bicep shot)." -N.C.

"Do girls hit on you?" -fool
"Only the big ones, the little ones are scared of me." -N.C.
"Is the Pope Catholic?" -N.C.

"You're crazy!!!" -New Yorker
"Yeah, what was your first clue?" -N.C.

In my case, it's better to have a stiff audience than to be a stiff entertainer. -N.C.

"Do the police ever give you any trouble?" -fan
"I've had a few brief encounters." -N.C.
"Nope, ever since Sting left the group, they've pretty much faded out by themselves." -N.C.

I've performed at over 900 events in two years and been thrown out of roughly 850. Maybe I should let someone involved know that I'm coming? -N.C.

I performed at the Smyrna Air Show in Nashville. I snuck in, got to a port-o-let and changed into Naked Cowboy. I then paraded around in the massive crowds until security arrested me. Meanwhile everyone in the crowd was starring straight up at the planes and saw none of it! A police officer then came to me at the car and said, "your hat shouldn't read Naked Cowboy, it should read Naked Goof." I just glared over at him and said, "sir, how old are you?" -N.C.

Anything can be sold if you're a great salesman. (if you've got great packaging) -N.C.

I was playing on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras and my boots were just bursting with cash and it was being stuffed in at an amazing rate as lines formed to have photos shot with me. I looked over at a woman who looked on in utter distress and said, "yeah honey I know, I'm gonna be found dead in an ally way with my feet severed off." -N.C.

I was arrested for grand marshalling the Kentucky Derby Parade and put into a holding tank with about forty other "law offenders." I was in underwear, boots and hat carrying a guitar. When it was my turn to tell the other guys what I "didn't do," I just claimed, "I was framed." -N.C.

I guess it's kind of ridiculous to be Naked Cowboy and think that I can't think outside of the box. -N.C.

I'm not selling out. I'm sold out! -N.C.

I don't want to appear desperate. -N.C.

I don't want to look stupid/ridiculous. -N.C.

I only make brief appearances. -N.C.

After being turned down many, many times due to the fact that I wear underwear, I got a call from a rather popular TV. Show called the 'View." They said they were interested in booking me, "please send video." They later called and said they "had to pass." When asked if it was the outfit, the producer calmly said, "No, we love the outfit, the guy can't sing!" -N.C.

(after eighteen days straight in New Orleans, including the day proceeding Fat Tuesday) "Damn I can't believe I've been here for eighteen days and haven't gotten my ass kicked yet!" N.C.

I'm really not interested in having little girls scream for me just because they saw me on T.V. (O.K., I love that too) I'm interested in grown men and women approaching me and shaking my hand because they know what I do is the most heroic thing that can be done! -N.C.

I was handcuffed to a park bench on the main drag in the city of Birmingham, Alabama by police officers while the police who stuck me there were deciding what to do with me next. A man came and sat beside me claiming that he was a personal manager and that he wanted to help me. He said that I "needed some direction." I said, "man, your advice is already just so profound!" -N.C.

Sure, I guess sex sells, but I'm not selling sex, I'm selling determination.

I'm currently not allowed in Tri -County Mall, Indianapolis 500 Freeway, Cinergy Field, Wrigley Field, Comisky Park, Cleveland Stadium, Rockefeller Plaza, Ed Sullivan Theatre, Louisville, do I need to go on? -N.C.

I'm not gonna put on some dumb ass monkey suit just to make money! -N.C.

"I hear you're really smart." -tourist
"I'm a genius, I'm the only man you see who's not falling for this ridiculous world aren't I?" -N.C.

"How old are you?" -D.J.
"Old enough to know better, still too young to care." -N.C.
"I'm thirty, and I'm setting a precedent for youth in this country." -N.C.

"What are you doing?" -tourist
"I'm demonstrating the unstoppable will of the human spirit with an unquestioned objective." -N.C.

I may be funny, but I ain't no joke. -N.C.

Naked Cowboy, hero for hire. -N.C.

Who needs luck when you've got all this going for ya? -N.C.

My spurs are my last line of defense. The last thing the enemy will see. -N.C.

(Naked Cowboy hollers at the back of a group of local's head's as they stand with their backs to him) "Don't look at the guy in his underwear! Oh, I'm sorry folks, I didn't mean to read your minds." -N.C.

"You've got a great body." -tourist
"Well I like to think of it as the world's finest." -N.C.

(Naked Cowboy just walking by) "Can you play that thing?" -local in New Orleans
"I'm the best!!!" -N.C.

"Damn I forgot my camera!" -tourist
"Big deal, I forgot to get dressed!" -N.C.

(Naked Cowboy speaks to a crew manager for a shoot to occur on Times Square the following day) "I'll meet you on 45th and Broadway. I'll be the guy in my underwear." -N.C.

Damn, I've been doing this so long I'm actually getting good. -N.C.

It's been a "schlong" time a coming. -N.C.

It's always summer in my world. There's just certain times throughout the year when it's harder to convince myself of that. -N.C.

(With fake bubba teeth in)
I'm just looking for a job with a dental plan. -N.C.
Papa has always considered me to be his little buck. -N.C.
Who needs a body, when you've got a face like mine. -N.C.
Not just another pretty face, but a pretty body too. -N.C.
Careful, I've been known to get ugly. -N.C.
I'm the hottest performer in the molar system. -N.C.
Don't worry, my bark is much worse than my bite, if you can believe that? -N.C.

(Normal Naked Cowboy Continued)
To be big one must first be willing to be small. -N.C.

I know it might be hard to believe at the moment, but I'm the only normal person in my neighborhood. -N.C.

I'm known for my looks, not my brains. -N.C.

What do you got to do to get a little attention in the country? -N.C.

Don't make a spectacle of me! -N.C.

As you can clearly see, I've got plenty of time on my hands. -N.C.

I can't quit now. I've got a monopoly. -N.C.

If I can't make money with this, I'll be the first business with a monopoly that can't!!! -N.C.

I'm just a misdirected superhero. -N.C.

I'm the last guy on the planet that needs a gimmick, and the only guy, therefore, qualified and best able to have this one. You've got to be real confident in your abilities to make a mockery out of a mockery. It's not only the man on the street though, selling his talents, looking petty, possibly desperate, but the man in the big office overlooking Manhattan. He also, it could be argued, unless it's his office, has conformed and sold out his freedoms just for more money. I'd gander to say that for more money or benefit still, he'd go farther and is probably actively doing even more freedom infringing behaviors at all times to solicit more of his freedom to be in an even better place that will still not be his own. Seems that everything we do is geared towards giving away ourselves to be somebody else's ourselves. If it's not totally yours, it's fake? -N.C.

Ready. Cocked and loaded. No pun intended. -N.C.

Well sure, I don't want to get caught with my pants down. -N.C.

Jeanne Moose of CNN came up to me for the first time performing on 6th street in NYC. She said to me, "what are you doing?" I looked back at her and said, "What are you doing?" -N.C.

"Why don't you smile more?" tourist
"I don't want people to think I'm joking around or anything." -N.C.

What some people struggle to accomplish, I easily accomplish with a pair of underwear and a big heart. -N.C.

(Tourist points out my goose bumps) Nah, I ain't cold, those are new muscles coming in! -N.C.

I'm the coolest thing to hit the fan since shit. -N.C.

Professionalism means "you do the best job, hitting the mark no matter what! -N.C.

Can't get into personal trouble when you have no rules. -N.C.

My career has been built on failure. -N.C.

Desperation is my greatest asset. -N.C.

When I arrived they told me to make myself comfortable. -N.C.

I had just began performing not yet even as Naked Cowboy. I called myself "John Robert Burck" and was doing a local bar called "Silky Shanohans", a place I had worked as a bouncer several years earlier. I played song after song, all originals. At this, my first gig, with ten friends present, possibly one or two non-solicited patrons, I completed my night with probably 40 songs. The bartender said to me, "can I get you anything, a beer, a gun?" -N.C.

I'm thirty years old, I sing and play guitar in my underwear for a living. What could be bad news next to that? -N.C.

My message, ironically, is to be all you can be! Don't take no for an answer. Refuse to be denied! -N.C.

(On health) People who live the longest don't commonly share the same habits such as non-smoking, non-drinking, abstinence, heavy active lives, etc. What we all have in common is a consuming reason to live. An over-riding purpose with which no one can convince us we won't accomplish. It's again, an over-riding objective or purpose that moves the human spirit onward and that makes one indestructible. -N.C.

My most recent song is titled, "Chicken Soup Makes Me Poop." -N.C.

I do a song parody called, "You Ain't Nothing But A Cookie Monster." -N.C.

I stood in front of Bill Gates, what, the richest guy in America and thought; this guy would do anything to be me. -N.C.

Not just another pretty face, but a pretty body too. -N.C.

Naked Cowboy, the sleekest, bad-ass vehicle to ever ride the waves of consciousness. -N.C.

Naked Cowboy, translation, honest frontiersman. -N.C.

Ironically, I'm the man most in touch with the ordinary man on the street. -N.C.

I'd eventually like a brief term in office. -N.C.

"Are you a stripper?" -fan
"Maybe, what do you got in mind?" -N.C.

Every crowd is my crowd; it's just a matter of where the biggest crowd is. -N.C.

"Are you crazy?" -tourist
"No, I just act like it to get attention." -N.C.

Ironically, I'm not selling out. -N.C.

I'm famous; I'm not rich and famous. Yet! -N.C.

You wouldn't believe the shit that goes on when I'm alone. -N.C.

I don't participate in the days of the week. -N.C.

"Put some ************clothes on you ********!!!" -future fan

(posing with two women on Times Square) O.K. ladies, let's make a 'Naked Cowboy sandwich.' Meat in the middle. -N.C.

I've got an adult underwear line called 'Skidmarks,' I make them myself. I also have a kid's line called 'Switcheroos.' -N.C.

"What are you doing?" -future fan
"Oh, I'm just standing/sitting here making a complete ass of myself. Isn't it obvious?" -N.C.

"Who do you think you are?" -security
"Well, I think it's obvious, with the logoed underwear, hat and boots. I think I'm Naked Cowboy!" -N.C.

"Your in my jurisdiction." -police officer
"That's great, but your jurisdiction is in my world." -N.C.

"Why are you wearing underwear?" -tourist
"That's kind of personal isn't it? Why are you?" -N.C.

(Demonstrating with two pairs of underwear) This is my underwear, this is my outerwear. -N.C.

What's really ridiculous is that I'm thirty years old. -N.C.

"Naked Cowboy, you can't play today, it's raining!" -New Yorker
"I'm a cowboy, not a witch." -N.C.

Nowhere to go but up. -N.C.

"Are you the real Naked Cowboy?" -New Orleans' tourist
"How many people do you think would be out here doing this?" -N.C.

(Mindy complains about the thick, gray sludge that is constantly being drooled down the curb on Bourbon Street) "I can't believe how gross that is. It makes me sick to see it and it smells like hell." Mindy Osborn
"Not me, I wanna collect a bottle of it, and drop a drop under my tongue each day until we return next year. That there honey, is humanity at it's finest! -N.C.

"Hold on, I can't get this damn camera to work!" -tourist
"Take your time honey, you can see I've got plenty of time on my hands." -N.C.
"Take your time honey, you can see I'm not going anywhere?" -N.C.

I'm gonna capture the hearts of humanity all day long, what a beautiful thing. -N.C.

"You sure are brave." -tourist
"Well, being the strongest man in the world does give me a little edge." -N.C.

(Naked Cowboy in New Orleans) "What the hell are you doing down here, you're supposed to be in New York City!" -New Yorker
"Dude, will you please relax, I left the Statue of Liberty there." -N.C.

"You look like Fabio." -tourist
"The only thing Fabio and I have in common is height. I excel in everything covering the space from top to bottom." -N.C.

"Haven't I seen you in a commercial?" -tourist
"I can't believe it's not butta?" -N.C.

"Why don't you stay in one place and play instead of walking all over the place? You'd make more money." -New Orleans' street performer
"Well you know, a dollar in the boot and a photo is just not enough for me. I've got to have them chase me down as well. I've got real problems." -N.C.

"You shoot photos with guys?" -homophobe
"I shoot photos with anyone who wants one. I don't discriminate!" -N.C.

I'm at the top of the bottom. -N.C.

It really does just get stupider every day doesn't it? -N.C.

I never put a lot of faith in guidance counselors. -N.C.

"What are you doing?" -tourist
"I'm building an empire!" -N.C.

I'm the best, but for some reason, people won't seem to take me seriously! -N.C.

"But why do you have to be so famous? -Nancy Rawlingson
"Well let's just say it's the only outcome I'm willing to accept and I'm unstoppable." -N.C.

"Your serious. That's why your funny." -Jim Richards

I feel like a million dollars that's been drug through a pile of shit. -N.C.

I'm the hap, hap, happiest guy in the world till you piss me off! -N.C.

Live fearlessly and most famously. -N.C.

Man, I've got the perfect song, "Hog Ball Dance! -N.C.

"Why are you doing that?" -tourist
"To make a point." -N.C.
"Yeah, well, what is it? -Tourist
"Hell, it's been so long I forgot." -N.C.

(while donating a fan to a neighbor at summer's end) "I don't keep things around that do not serve me." -N.C.
"Well what are you going to do in like four months when it's summer again?" -neighbor
"That doesn't concern me now. I'll call ya." -N.C.

(while dumping three packets of 'Equal' brand sweetener into a cup of coffee) Naked Cowboy, accept no substitute!

I'm as American as it gets! -N.C.

I have a list of my five favorite songs: Balls of Steel, Ass Kicked by a Man in His Underwear, She Wanted it All Night Long, I Had to Give it to Her, HEEEEEeee, I Feel a Little Bit Horse Tonight, and Hog Ball Dance. I consider these timeless classics, and so they are!!! -N.C.

(in a gorilla suit, underwear, hat, boots, with guitar at the entrance of the Howard Stern Studio) "Sorry Naked Cowboy, Howard is not going to be able to see you today." -K.C. Armstrong
"What do you mean he can't see me. I came all the way down here from Cincinnati again with this brilliant idea and I'm not gonna have you all make a monkey out of me! -N.C.

"How are you going to make money?" -Georgio Umberto Bozzo, Italian Radio interview
"I'm gonna merchandise everything under the sun, boots, hats, guitars, CD's, books, comics, I'm gonna have 'Naked Cowboy cars' and outsell Toyota!!! I'm dead serious!!! -N.C.

At times I put in fake Bubba Buck Teeth and wear phony glasses. I think it's so funny cause it makes me look stupid. -N.C.

(speaking to Newsweek International) I have a Political Science Degree from the University of Cincinnati because I knew even then that I'd be the most important political figure of our times. -N.C.

"Your about risk." - Publicist

"I want to speak, then watch the nations of this world move. I will speak with unfathomable authority; straight from my soul will I thrust out the devils of poor action and demeanor in my fellow man. I will be the relentless speaker. I will be the boundless speaker. I will represent my creator indulgently as the most loving speaker, always speaking. God I seek to deliver your message in tones that cannot be denied! -N.C.

(goose bumps) Oh shit, I'm breaking out in commitment! -N.C.

My work at TGI Fridays is as important as my work is anywhere. It's more personal with far greater capacity for love transmission, character development, and radical marketing. Hard work consistently applied makes genius. -N.C.

"Don't you get sick out here in the cold?" -tourist
"You kidding, bacteria can't survive in these temperatures." -N.C.

"What do you say to your critics who call you a 'wanna-be?' -interviewer
"Well, I am a 'wanna-be.' I 'wanna-be' myself. Do I look like I'm trying to be anyone you know of?" -N.C.

"Say cheese." -tourist with camera
"Sorry, I don't take orders from anybody!" -N.C.

"You better be wearing sunscreen!" -irate woman
"Lady, can't you see that I'm not standing under the whole in the damn ozone?" -N.C.

I'm a total success at complete failure. -N.C.

It's really ingenious how I set this thing up! You see I decided that I'd just begin by accepting the worst-case scenario. I'll be the world's biggest nobody. The guy who couldn't get a break. The guy who would never get the chance at success, but who never gave up! This way, being at the bottom ensures me top success. Worst-case scenario now, I become the biggest somebody to ever grace the entertainment industry and incidentally, a role model for loving/effective living and succeeding. -N.C.

Conquering humanity is just beginning to become old hat. It's just too easy for me! -N.C.

The process of freezing is the hard part, once your numb it's all downhill. -N.C.

(Interviewer remarks that he is standing on Times Square with Naked Cowboy) "Hey this is my office your just waltzing in on!" -N.C.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so blunt." -Interviewer
"Well I guess it's O.K., I do keep things pretty informal around here." -N.C.

No really, things are just beginning to take off! -N.C.

I simply procrastinate, put off relaxing because I have a nation to entertain and do not want to waste any time. -N.C.

I'm going to build my first castle and call it Mindy. My second will be named Ann, and my third will be named Osborne. -N.C.

I have a new mascot. It's a mutt that wears underwear. I walk it around with me on a leash. His name is skidmark. -N.C.

Yes I wear an American flag at times on my back! If you can make Captain America look like a communist while encouraging Americanism, it's o.k. ! -N.C.

How can you be a man and not desire a woman? -N.C.

I'm the only normal person in this city! -N.C.

You don't have a dollar; well then I guess you'll have to stiff me. -N.C.

(front double biceps pose) I wonder what their policy is on gun control. (on bearing arms)? -N.C.
(protected by the Second Amendment)

Believe me, this is just one in a very long stream of bad ideas. You might actually say we're dealing with an unstoppable river at this point. -N.C.

"Your nuts!" -New Yorker
"Yeah, yeah, enough with the puns." -N.C.

Whoa, now, no reason to hit below the belt. You can see I'm not wearing any pants. -N.C.

Don't be nervous folks; just picture me in my underwear. I know it takes a little imagination. -N.C.

I feel a little bit nervous up here in front of you all without my handcuffs. -N.C.

I'm not nervous, I'm just picturing you all in you underwear. Except you honey, I took yours off. -N.C.

"What's the craziest thing you've ever done?" -friend
"I put on a ridiculous looking suit and thought about spending my life working for someone else!" -N.C.
"I put on a suit and tie and went out looking for a 'real' job!" -N.C.

I'm the last person you want to see with his panties in a wad! -N.C.

It can be misleading, but nakedcowboy.com is really a large outfit. -N.C.

Naked Cowboy, small outfit, big business. -N.C.

(with cape) Yeah, I just flew in from ……-N.C.

It don't sound good at all, but it's loud. -N.C.

You've gotta do something in your spare time. -N.C.

You know, it was the best thing I could come up with at the time. -N.C.

(While being tossed out of a German Festival in Cincinnati) Hey you're letting people run around here in all kinds of silly outfits. I'm three quarters German!!!! -N.C.

(While being hauled out of yet another event that I was not invited to) Boy, you all got a strict dress code here. -N.C.

(Standing in front of a mule on Bourbon Street) You jackass!!! -N.C.
(Just for clarity, I said it.)

(strutting past the parking attendants in New York City's Times Square for the umpteenth day straight) "Today is the day!" -N.C.
"You say that everyday." -Attendant
"Exactly!!!" -N.C.

(Naked Cowboy hollers to passing people as he's being led out of the Our Lady of the Rosary Octoberfest) "Dude don't even think about playing the big 6 here! They'll take the shirt right off your back. They're brutal!!! I thought this was a church sponsored, family friendly, fund raiser?" -N.C.

"Hey man, put a sock in it!" -future fan
"What, another one?" -N.C.

I dress like a complete nerd when I'm not performing as Naked Cowboy. I like the contrast. -N.C.

"Why are you Naked?" -tourist
"Because I have nothing to hide." -N.C.

The goal is not to make money. The goal is to take unprecedented action towards the achievement of my most sought after dreams, goals, and ambitions. -N.C.

Sometimes I get irritable, testy if you'll ignore the pun. -N.C.

Thanks for the opportunity to beef up your radio/TV audience. -N.C.

Yeah, the guitar sounds like shit but it was free. -N.C.

(question asked of Naked Cowboy at the premier of "American Icon") "Can you tell us about your theory of Quantum Physics?" -columnist

It might seem hard to believe, but I've actually come a long way. -N.C.

It's not where you are; it's where you're heading. Clearly I have nowhere to go but up! -N.C.

All work and no play makes Johnny anything, but, a dull boy. -N.C.

"Do you ever just feel like a complete butthole?" -Matt Stumph
"Dude, I have two jobs. At one I wear underwear and run around singing and playing guitar on street corners, at the other I wait tables wearing cap guns and scaring the crap out of old people and kids. I always feel like a complete butthole. -N.C.

I think this is just another ticking box!!! -N.C.

Come here a minute, let me lower you IQ. -N.C.

No really, this is my public face. -N.C.

(Naked Cowboy at Fridays) Are you here to work, or screw off and have a good time? Put that broom down! -N.C.

Naked Cowboy means, "I will move forward despite any odds." -N.C.

I just had a cab driver tell me to "get a life." Dude must love traffic. -N.C.

(while fumbling simple tasks) Hopefully this will be the hardest thing I have to do today. -N.C.

Naked Cowboy nightgowns created for her sleeping pleasure. Hand painted by Naked Cowboy himself.

If it's beautiful, it's marketable. -N.C.

You know who's wearing the pants in my family? Nobody! -N.C.

Why wouldn't he be out here every day? (asked a wise tourist) -N.C.

Skidmarks Underwear, the underwear for men who need a constant reminder to whip out there balls of steel. -N.C.

"Why do you have a devil on your right arm and Jesus on your left? - Tourist
"I got the devil when I was sixteen, Jesus when I was thirty. You think a little different as you get more mature. Guess when I don't need it any more, I'll cut off the right one. - N.C.

I'm just a skidmark on the underwear of humanity. -N.C.

"You're a big guy." -tourist
"Are you kidding? I'm skinny, withering away to nothing. Get me some food before I starve to death!" -N.C.

I'm living the dream. -N.C.

"You've got a lot of heart Naked Cowboy." -security guard

"Jim, do I look like a complete idiot out there?" -N.C.
"That's the point isn't it?" -Jim Richards

"What are you promoting?" -tourist
"Life. Go out and live it!" -N.C.

(Tourist points to her friend and says) "She likes you!" -Tourist
"Everybody likes me!" -N.C.

"What are you promoting?" -tourist
"My spirit!" -N.C.

Man, I've got way too much time on my hands. -N.C.

The journey of life is cumulative, action atop action. A series of events wherein you continue to live famously. -N.C.

Ironically, the message of Naked Cowboy is to go out to be somebody.

"What are you doing?" -tourist
"I'm inspiring every man, woman and child alive!" -N.C.

It's known that a clear, unquestioned objective will provide all that one needs. That a clear unquestioned objective creates an environment where even nature itself conspires to serve us! -N.C.

Tell a buddy, tell a friend, I'm the new Cincinnati Red's mascot. -N.C.

I'm getting ready for another tour. Mudbone Mississippi, Milkfilth Massachessetts, Mooseholler Minnesota, you know, all the places I'm not yet on probation. -N.C.

My signature, Skidmarks. Perhaps a track record. -N.C.

Times Square is my office. -N.C.

Your really not helping the matter any by being an idiot. -N.C.

(to the people at the Today Show railing who wouldn't let me come strolling through as I planned) Media whores!!! -N.C.

(in regards to Nascar) Hey, I've found another audience that can't run away! -N.C.

(in regards to Nascar) This is the second best idea I've ever had. Out of fairness to you, I want to remind you to take a good look at the first best idea I've ever had. -N.C.

Everything I do just bulldozers my efforts forward. That's why it's so damn cool to be me and to live my life. -N.C.

How would you be training if you were competing on the stage of the world tomorrow? You see, that's how you've got to train and work daily because that is exactly what you are doing. -N.C.

"I hope you're wearing sunscreen." -scardy cat
"Of course I'm not, that would imply to my subconscious mind that I need fear the sun and I don't." -N.C.
"Well what about the holes in the ozone layer." -scardy cat
"I've decided that I'm not standing under the holes!" -N.C.

"You've got a great job!" -tourist
"It's not a job, it's an adventure." -N.C.

(UPS delivery cart pulls up on the island on Times Square where Naked Cowboy performs daily) "Hey you got a package for me yet?" -N.C.

(Two men walk by the Naked Cowboy carrying stacks of full pizza boxes) "Hey you guys ain't making this diet any easier!" -N.C.

(Fox news interviews several children on Times Square then approach the Naked Cowboy) "Hey Naked, do you want to recite the "Pledge of the Legence" on camera for Fox Television?" -host
"I'd love to, where's the teleprompt?" -N.C.

Dude, don't sneak up on me like that, I don't trust anybody. -N.C.

"Don't quit your day job!" -Tourist
"This is my day job!" -Naked Cowboy

"Cigarrettes are going up to $7 in NYC!" -Jim Richards
"Good, maybe them fools who don't know how to incorporate them into a healthy life-style will quit!" -N.C.

Hey look, I know this is ridiculous. -N.C.

Do the training, do the marketing, do the loving!!! -N.C.

"You've got to be pulling my leg?" -New Yorker
"Nope, serious as a heart attack!" -N.C.

You think this is ridiculous, you should see what I do after work. -N.C.

"I've gotta put a dollar in your boot?" -tourist
"Well how much would you do it for? -N.C.

(in regards to the attempt to play center field for the Cincinnati Reds as Naked Cowboy) I work like a crazy man, the hardest working man alive, to bring you these precious memories and references. -N.C.

When I stepped out on the ball field at Cinergy Stadium, I crossed the lines of peaceful promotion, and took the spotlight in speculative chance. I succeeded in capturing the media's attention, as well as, the praise and adoration of the fans. It's a new level of promotion. A new level of notoriety. This could be a new vehicle for both. Unfortunately, I'm now on probation and can't really do shit. -N.C.

"Where's your horse?" -tourist
"I couldn't get the emergency release flap to work on his underwear. Believe me, it's been a long morning. - N.C.

"Why are you doing this?" -tourist
"What?" -N.C.

"Do you still come out here in the winter?" -Tourist
"What, do you think I get smarter as the temperature drops?" -N.C.

Power is the ability to act; therefore I am the most powerful man in the world. I will explode my current level of fame to unimaginable heights of mega-super-stardom. Whatever it takes (WIT) is the only healthy, divine way to live. -N.C.

I'm the Mack Daddy. -N.C.

If I feel like doing it, it's what I should do. My divine agenda as the "most celebrated entertainer of all time" ensures my legitimacy and immunity. -N.C.

Worry, anxiety and frustration are consistently and increasingly dissipating out of my conscious and unconscious reality. More and more I am ever in flow with unity and ease. -N.C.

If I say it is so, then it is so. -N.C.

It's not about what it's gonna get you for each and every attempt to promote Naked Cowboy. It's about simply going out and promoting. Numbers are important, quantity I mean, but one is equal to the sum of the whole when you communicate from the heart. -N.C.

"Only in New York!" -tourist
"Nope, I do it everywhere! -N.C.

"What are you doing?" (playing vigorously) -tourist
"I'm paying off my credit cards! -N.C.

What are you looking at weirdo? -N.C.

I'm a billboard for my parent's superior DNA. -N.C.

I'm allowing my life to serve as a metaphor for possibilities. -N.C.

'Naked' is just a metaphor for how I live my life. It's about being honest, doing my best, and adjusting my behavior until I am as I seek to be, King!!! -N.C.

I got up, got dressed, went to work, here's your flier. -N.C.

Being in underwear just isn't enough any more. I can't even get arrested trying. It's all just a big joke now. -N.C.

I only make 'brief' appearances. -N.C.

You can't wait for the perfect opportunity to do your work. Take me for instance. When will it be the perfect opportunity to play guitar in your underwear in front of huge unsuspecting crowds? -N.C.

(guitar) Yeah it sounds like shit, but it was free. -N.C.

"Did you loose a bet?" -tourist
"No, but I'm working on it." -N.C.

"What are you doing?" -onlooker
"You don't want to know." -N.C.
"I'm living!" -N.C.

The time clock is the leading instrument of fools. -N.C.

'Naked Cowboy' is the exception to every rule. -N.C.

(as an enthusiastic spectator attempts to give me a dollar) Do you think I'd do this for a dollar? -N.C.

"How much are they paying you to do this?" -tourist
"Whose they?" -N.C.

(after several hours of playing without interruption by police) Where are the authorities in this town? -N.C.

(Police officer approaches Naked Cowboy) "Sir, I'm going to need to see some identification!" -officer
"You mean to tell me you can't tell I'm Naked Cowboy?" -N.C.

Do you know where I can find a good bar or a club? To beat you over the head with! -N.C.

"What if this whole thing doesn't work out?" -producer
"What do you mean 'what if?' What more proof do you need?" -N.C.

I know it doesn't seem funny now, but you'll be laughing your ass off later. I'm funny in the long term. -N.C.

"What if people don't like you?" -spectator
"Do you think I'd have gotten to this point if people ever liked me?" -N.C.

I make Captain America look like a communist. -N.C.

Desperation is my greatest asset. -N.C.

What use have I for pride? -N.C.

My career has been built on failure. -N.C.

Dollar in the boot please, your money goes for sunscreen, underwear and my new Lexus. -N.C.

"Don't quit your day job!" -New Yorker
"This is my day job!" -Naked Cowboy

I'm a lesson in humility. -N.C.

Think biggest, do what you want, contacts are everything. -N.C.

"You're going to get sick!" -tourist
"Don't believe in it!" -Naked Cowboy

When I'm feeling down it's cause I'm failing, or temporarily, at least, not using/utilizing my unequalled creative powers/majesty to create anew. -N.C.

I was passing out flyers for a friend of mine whose business was closing down. The flyer was informing his prospective clients about a great sale in which he was anticipating clearing his remaining inventory. As I entered another shop that offered the same services and merchandise I thought to myself, hell, when a client doesn't like his business' offerings, they can simply go elsewhere for the same thing, no problem. Then I thought, well, not with my business. There's only one Naked Cowboy, and if you want it, you've gotta get it from me. -N.C.

I spend my days counting the people who are counting on me. -N.C.

"You work on Sundays?" -New Yorker
"Of course I do, Sunday is the Lord's day, not mine!" -N.C.

Mastery happens by adhering to simple fundamentals. -N.C.

Find ways to give back as your wealth increases to condition the mind to understand that there is more than enough. Teach it to want to give of the increasing rewards that you are enjoying. -N.C.

I'm allowing my life to serve as a metaphor for possibilities. -N.C.

You can't sit at home to create great comedy. You've got to go out and make it, live it, experience it, be it. -N.C.

I may not be funny now, but you'll be laughing your ass off later. I'm funny in the long term. -N.C.

I've got a monopoly on the world's biggest cahoonas/balls. -N.C.

Hey, when I came in they told me to make myself comfortable. -N.C.

I may be funny, but I ain't no joke. -N.C.

What's funny about me is that I'm dead serious. -N.C.

"Are you filming for 'Jack-Ass?'" -tourist
"You'd think so wouldn't ya?" -N.C.

I'm wearing twice as much as a big time wrestler. The largest entertainment venue in the world for children. -N.C.

Kids love Naked Cowboy. I see their response. Come to think about it, women and men love it too. Hell, everyone loves Naked Cowboy. -N.C.

I'm not in a position to call anyone a weirdo. -N.C.

"He's limiting his roles." -concerned fan
"How many roles do you think I'm interested in playing? I'm not limiting myself, I'm specializing." -N.C.

"Why don't you do scheduled events?" -fan
"Well can you tell me where I might find one." -N.C.

Do I look like someone who likes to waste a lot of time? -N.C.

The physiology of happiness, a smile. -N.C.

It's just one of those things, once you know that you're in control of your state, it's impossible to excuse yourself from a state of absolute power. -N.C.

"What would you do if you knew no fear?" -observer
"Exactly what I do." -N.C.

So what if I'm the world's biggest 'himbo.' -N.C.

I tried to get my girlfriend to dress as Naked Cowgirl to get me on the Howard Stern Show. When she declined I took the matter into my own bikini. -N.C.

I personally make 500,000 to 1,000,000 people laugh daily. -N.C.

My girlfriends parents told her she could do much better. I told her she would never find a guy who could sing and play guitar in his underwear better than me. -N.C.

I took my girlfriend to an event and she passed out fliers for me. A man came up and asked why she didn't dress like me. I told him flat out. "No balls!" -N.C.

"Your not taken seriously." -fan
"How seriously do you think I want to be taken?" -N.C.

"Does your mother know what your doing?" -tourist
"The whole world knows what I'm doing!" -N.C.

"You've gotta be kidding me." -spectator
"I ain't gotta be nothing!" -N.C.

I decided that I would begin my "Only In America Tour" on May 14, 2002 in Frankfurt, Germany! -N.C.

"You truly are one of a kind."(I've heard it a million times) -N.C.

"What are you doing?" -tourist
"I'm exemplifying what it means to be free." -N.C.

I don't tell people to have a nice day. It's not enough. I tell them to have a nice life. We live in a volatile world, I don't know if I'll ever see the same people again. Have a nice life ensures that I gave them a most favorable outcome to strive for. Any fool can have a nice day. -N.C.

Every entertainer has a signature outfit, mine just happens to be my body. It's un-duplicable. -N.C.

Sex sells, yes, but I'm not selling sex. I'm selling determination. -N.C.

I'm demonstrating the potential of the human spirit with an unquestioned objective. -N.C.

I'm not reaching people in the conventional way. You can't be conventional. You've got to be innovative; you've got to be original. -N.C.

Some like me, some don't, but to be fair, I've got to give everyone the opportunity.
I'm an entertainer, the world is my stage, and humanity is my audience. -N.C.

Work can be your work out, if it truly exhausts you, it's truly building you, developing you, for greater achievements and capacities. -N.C.

Who do you know that's ever achieved outrageous success that wasn't considered crazy? Exactly! Nobody. -N.C.

I'm just like anybody else, minus fear. -N.C.

I believe in the beauty of America and the spirit of God that uninterruptedly runs through humanity. -N.C.

I'm in debt to society to give it the most celebrated entertainer of all time. -N.C.

I'm just trying to see how much effort I can put forth without actually accomplishing anything. -N.C.

"Son, that there is balls." -tourist

"Hey, put a sock in it." -tourist
"What, another one?" -N.C.

"He's known as the world's biggest asshole." -spectator
"It's nice to be recognized isn't it?" - N.C.

It's not a coincidence that the same people who don't know Naked Cowboy are the same people who think Elvis is the king of rock and roll. -N.C.

The Naked Cowboy is an interactive international commercial that runs all day long and will continue to do so for eternity and beyond-N.C.

Tips in the boots please, it's a family act. -N.C.

"Naked Cowboy, if you're not here when I get back, what should I do? -tourist interested in taking a photo
"Pray that I went to heaven." -N.C.

Yeah, I figured with the smog alert, the heat advisory, and the ozone warnings, it would be great to spend my day pinched between seven lanes of traffic in direct sunlight for several hours working vigorously. -N.C.

"How long will you be here?" -tourist asks Naked Cowboy on Times Square
"The rest of my life." -N.C.

(Ladies pushing each other at me on Times Square giggling prior to taking a photo) "Ladies, please, let's act like adults." -N.C.

I grew up in a small town where I was to be feared. Because of this I never learned fear, I don't dwell on it, I don't attract it. -N.C.

"Do you realize it's thirty degrees!" -tourist
"Please lady, let me be the idiot out here today." -N.C.

"Your gonna get sick." -tourist
"Mam, it's freezing, I'm playing guitar and singing in my underwear in the streets of Manhattan. What do you mean I'm gonna get sick. What more proof do you need?" -N.C.

Business is down but I ain't! -N.C.

"What are you doing?" -tourist
"I'm building an empire!" -N.C.

"Aren't you cold?" (Twenty nine degrees) -tourist

"Are you trying to get discovered?" -tourist
"Are you kidding? The whole world knows where I am, that ain't done nothing for me!" -N.C.

"Are you cold?" (twenty degrees) -moron
"No dummy, I'm freezing." -N.C.

I manage and represent myself. Maybe that's the problem? -N.C.

"You will be discovered." -spiritual agent

"Do you get a lot of chicks?" -fan
"I can't be worried about that. I've got nations to entertain." -N.C.
"Hell, I'm personally responsible for the capture and devouring of at least 5 chicks a day. Their breasts anyway." -N.C.

I'm the most photographed man in the world. -N.C.

"Someone asked me about you and all I could tell them was that you were a New York City phenomenon." -New Yorker

I wear a Teflon shield of humility.
-N.C.
My buddy Matt Stumph thought it would be a good idea to get a big plastic barrel from his father's work place, paint it red, white and blue, stick it to the top of my car and then go tell everyone that Naked Cowboy was going to go over Niagara Falls in it. We would then drive up to the falls, and as Naked Cowboy, pass out fliers to everyone we could find in both cities surrounding the falls detailing the coming event. We would designate a time and place and then simply put the empty barrel in the river up stream of the disclosed location and drive home. I came so close to doing this. I thought it was a great idea. No body we told ever doubted that I would do it and, in fact, fought hard to discourage me from doing it. The barrel was even stolen from the top of my car the night prior to the day of planned departure from Cincinnati by my 'concerned' neighbors. Now am I that believable or is everyone around me a complete nut case? -N.C.

"I'm scared of this city." -Naked Cowboy fan
"Well you've never been safer than here by my side. I'm unconquerable, and I will protect what is mine." -N.C.

I'm not in business to make money, I'm in business to create happiness. Money is just a resource I utilize to that end. -N.C.

"You're the greatest self-promoter of all time." -Kenny Burck Jr.

(after shooting a photo face forward with a tourist) "O.K. now, lets do the other side, I've gotta keep my tan even." -N.C.

A grown man approaches me and says, "hey man, you've got a skidmark on your underwear." I look blankly at him and reply, "grow up!" -N.C.

"Do you work out?" -tourist
"Three times a day whether I need it or not!" -N.C.

"You've got more balls than I do!" -tourist
"Really, I've only got two!" -N.C.

Sweetheart, would you like to strum my instrument? -N.C.

If I weren't radiating love on all four cylinders, I'd get my ass kicked. -N.C.

To be famous, live famously. -N.C.

Some people are made into entertainers, some people are born entertainers. -N.C.

"You've got a lot of confidence." -tourist
"You think so?" -N.C.

I'm not selling out, I'm sold out. -N.C.

An actually quite menacing man approaches Naked Cowboy and says, "you're the blue-eyed devil and you might be able to make money here, but you're not going to bring your evil in here! Here me now, I'm going to kill you! "Naked Cowboy replies, "well you're the third one now today, I'll tell you what I've told the others, get your gun I'll be right here when you get back. Oh, and take your time, for obvious reasons, I want to accomplish as much as I can before you get back. -N.C.

This could be my last day dammit, so give it to me, let me have it! -N.C.

"Why don't you put tips in your underwear?" -tourist
"No room!" -N.C.

Well I got to 'whatever it takes;' now I'm at as 'long as it takes.' -N.C.

"Are you cold?" -tourist
"My body is, I'm not. This body serves me, I don't serve it!" -N.C.

(Two grown men take down their pants beside me for a photo on Times Square)
"Hey guys, really, don't you think one idiot out here is enough?" -N.C.

I'm building a multibillion-dollar entertainment company called nakedcowboy.com. I will achieve this with one character, the "most celebrated entertainer of all time," me, Naked Cowboy. -N.C.

Be careful folks. There's a lot of weirdoes in the area. -N.C.

"Are you rich yet?" -tourist
"Mam, you can see the family jewels can't ya?" -N.C.

I might be crazy now, but I wasn't when I got here. (Naked Cowboy reflects on Times Square) -N.C.

"Hey man, what's up?" -Friend calls the apartment
"Ah, just painting poop stains in some underwear to send to a radio station in New York. You know, normal stuff." -N.C.

"Bit cold ain't it?" -weakling
"You kidding, this is underwear weather. -N.C.

"What are you doing?" -tourist
"Isn't it obvious, whatever the hell I want." -N.C.

If I wanted to relax my physiology, I'd go to sleep! -N.C.

"Do you do this in the snow?" -tourist
"Do you think I let the weather dictate my behavior?" -N.C.

"I gotta put a dollar in your boot?" -tourist
"Well how much would you do it for?" -N.C.

A woman approaches me seeing that I'm actively working my ass of to make as many people happy and energized as humanly possible. She looks sternly at me and says, "who do you serve?" I reply, "God." She says, "no you don't!" I said, "yes I do." She then looks at me, again sternly and says, "who do you serve?" I reply, "God." She looks at me and says, "no you don't!" I look sternly at her and said, "O.K., I don't? Why did you ask?" -N.C.

(A woman approaches me and hands me literature on Jesus) Why is it that with countless thousands of people wandering around thinking of nothing but themselves, making no active effort to do anything for anyone, at least not apparently, you come to me, a man expressing complete humility of heart, love, and sacrificing all he has to make a positive difference, with literature on Jesus. Didn't Jesus come and communicate that we were to live like him? Why is it that the only man out communicating in metaphors to the masses with nothing but his soul gets approached so frequently? Why are all these Christians so quick to judge? I think they're all just great, as I do all people.

"Dude you've got balls the size of New York City." -New Yorker

The only thing I won't entertain is the possibility that my agenda will not go through exactly as planned!!! -N.C.

"Aren't you cold?" (thirty degrees) -tourist
"No, why, should I be? -N.C.

(A man uptown is asked where Toys-R-Us is located on Times Square) "Oh, that would be one block south of Naked Cowboy." -New Yorker

Don't touch the squishy parts. -N.C.

O.K., no funny stuff. -N.C.

"I just hit my hand on something hard?" -female tourist
"Well luckily it was just my guitar." -N.C.

The whole existence of Naked Cowboy is an exercise in "not-doing." -N.C.

Nakedcowboy.com, small outfit, big business-N.C.

What's so funny? -N.C.

"Do you think your going to get anywhere?" -tourist
"Are you kidding, I go everywhere. World wide, travel more than anybody!" -N.C.
(It's not our place as spiritual agents to get "anywhere," "somewhere," it's our place to be best wherever we are)

"What are you smoking!? - tourist
"I'm Smokin you!!" - N.C.

"Wow! You look even better up close!" - tourist
"Yeah, it does seem to intensify it, don't it?!! - NC

"You've got a small package!" - Someone looking at my crotch!
"Yeah, so? I only need it to sing and play guitar and to pee!" - NC

I'm looking for someone, one of the other majors, Calvin Klein, Joe Boxer, Hanes, or Fruit of the Loom, to take over the underwear line, "Skidmarks," at nakedcowboy.com! I really am more interested in my movie career and my music, but the underwear division of nakedcowboy.com is just taking up too much of my time! I'm getting all pooped out. -N.C.

(A large group of people are standing with their backs to Naked Cowboy. A man drives by and throws a glass bottle of "pink smoothie drink shit" that splatters all over the group and misses Naked Cowboy entirely!) "Hey, y'all need to get on out of here before you get me hit with something!" NC

(A group of onlookers sneer at Naked Cowboy)
"You guys got any better ideas"? -N.C.

(Naked Cowboy addresses the crowd)
"Step right up! I can't be anymore inviting than this!" -N.C.

"I am the epitome of effort in the absence of talent" -N.C.

"As the undisputed King of Efficiency and Organization, I've simplified the task of Ruling the World." -N.C.

I was asked today how it felt to know that I made and continue to make history by an interviewer. I said it felt "historical" - N.C.

"Unlimited Power"

It's basically like this. I read the book "Unlimited Power" by Anthony Robbins. I decided it was the most important book in the world. It spoke to me as no other has, it broke the chains for me, so to speak, making me aware that I am the master of my destiny. I wanted to prove how true it's content is and to communicate it to the masses in my own unique way, but felt that the message was communicated as perfect as it needed to be already or it wouldn't have caught me. My decision was to use all of his strategies, modeling, in particular, while creating the most amazing life serving as a testament to it's content's value. Now, my recommendation, read "Unlimited Power" as your text book on taking action and living your life by your own divine interpretation, and use my books as work books to see the finest detailing of it's limitless implications.

Remember

There is no right or wrong, there's only you, the creator, creating inspiration. Your gift is your existence and how you serve with it. It's never ending and need not be reserved! Wear and tear are but strengtheners of its character and design. It's simply action, unprecedented, signaling a call for personal praise for works best created, jobs perfectly executed, greatness served up relentlessly. Other people's reservations, fears, concerns, and speculations are your folly. You stand impeccably independent of all circumstances and design and cannot, I repeat cannot be impaired. Your body and mind are slaves, grateful slaves to your impulses and designs! Your magic, beauty, intelligence, stamina, persistence, determination, your path is divine and untouchable by the hands, mind, spirit of common humanity. You're the greatest deviation of the norm ever stimulated from the vibrating energy that is unmistakably life!!! Your energy, your vibrating impulses of existence are growing, expanding, developing and compounding exponentially like mad baby!!!

'Commanding the Square'

'Commanding the square' is what occurs when a preponderance of the people thereon are focused on one thing. Sometimes the dancers do it, sometimes a fleet of passing fire engines, sometimes the most enthusiastic silverman does it. I, Naked Cowboy, have the best opportunity to do it on a regular basis. This is because unlike the others, I'm there most often, many times without any competition for the crowds attention. I'm also in the middle of Times Square, not on the sidewalks and so I have the unique privilege of being able to command four way traffic instead of one. I'm also the coolest thing there, but that goes with the territory of being bad-ass 101!!!

Commercialization of 'Naked Cowboy'

Commercial means designed for profit and/or for mass appeal. Commercialize means to exploit for profit. I will dominate the world's markets through the commercialization of the greatest product/service ever created, me, Naked Cowboy. My image/name, message/prophecy, persona/character, and love/divinity I will communicate so incredibly that everyone/everything will seek to channel their missions/products through me!!! To sell you need only a name and a reputation. The better/stronger the name and reputation, the better/stronger the sales potential. I live and breath the name and the reputation of genius!!! My self generating motors of promotion are boundless and eternal and set on total, unbending, unyielding, gratification on/with/through fame unequalled in commercial dominance!!! I thrive on notoriety, I thirst for the spotlight. My energy connects constantly and consistently with a marketing savvy unequalled by any and excessively through all!!! I am an eating, breathing, sleeping, materializing, manifesting commercial built/designed to sell more and more of me, Naked Cowboy!!!!!!!!! For an unlimited time offer no one will refuse.

Mr. Serious

Remember that staying in the same frame of mind for prolonged periods of time can seem to "bottle up" emotion! Radical biochemical shifts (example the effect of say alcohol), can be an effective vehicle for channeling, or providing an outlet for these suppressed emotions (these suppression period usually harnessed to accomplish seemingly impossible, inhuman workloads and objectives) that can provide awesome power!!!

Rationalization

When did rationalization become a process of evil? Rationalization means to justify, or to find natural explanation! Rationalization is the greatest gift we have! Use it! Love it! Make everything you want to do great and most beneficial and effective! No one else's' truth need be concern of yours! Your the only one who has to live with you!!!
Remember, it's the results your after!!!!!!!

How am I Wired?

1. Being the center of attention equals ultimate pleasure.
2. Being loved and admired equals ultimate pleasure.
3. Being a winner, someone who refuses to loose equals ultimate pleasure.
4. Being in total control, to be able, to do whatever I want (complete flexibility) equals ultimate pleasure. (megalomaniac 101)
5. Having approval/recognition for accomplishments, equals ultimate pleasure.
6. Perfect shape, ripped and determined equals ultimate pleasure.
7. Being connected to people equals ultimate pleasure.
8. Making a major difference for others, knowing that I am personally responsible for making that difference equals ultimate pleasure.
9. Naked Cowboy equals all of these above-mentioned neuro-associations which equal ultimate pleasure.

Cowboy Romanticism
(What is it about a cowboy?)

1. Solitary individuals
2. Independent, rugged, bold, brave, determined individuals
3. Spirits destined to brave new frontiers
4. naturally passion driven
5. completely separate from societies shared 'reality'
6. destined to stand as role models for the times they live in
7. symbols of the ages they represent, memories to which mankind cannot forget, heroes, start to finish
8. Because I'm 'naked,' (open and honest) before humanity, I do all in my power to be certain that my actions are heroic, bold, inspiring, worth emulating

Tongue and Cheek Cowboy Romanticism

1. Oh, and I love to kill Indians
2. I'm not interested in what other cowboys have done
3. there are no other cowboys
4. I'm the only real cowboy
5. What do cowboys do? Don't know, don't care. I can tell you what Naked Cowboy does. That's whatever I do. It's all fresh, stay tuned.
6. Other Naked Cowboys. Impossible. Thanks to the Federal Trade Mark Office, and the shear obvious fact that no one can come close to duplicating me

Americanism

I, Naked Cowboy, go out in the dead of winter in any temperature and condition and people are amazed. They seem to forget that George Washington and his army were left stranded and lost limbs and some starved yet they continued not only to fight, but to win and to create the opportunity today to do what I do.

This country was built by men who understood that living another minute free, was worth more than living a lifetime under subjugation.

Because of my hard-work (actually it is effortless), and commitment to America and what it stands for, Naked Cowboy is now an American Institution.

There's no such thing as Anthrax!!!

The only thing that matters is the dream! Are you living the dream? Are you inspiring humanity? Are you balls-to-the-wall marketing and promoting, communicating, investing your message to be recorded and admonished for all times??? The dream is yours. You're designing it! It builds your character and resolve to follow your deep-seated ambitions and desires. Remember, you are Naked Cowboy.

(Woman remarks on the colors of Naked Cowboy, Red, White, Blue) "Hey I love the colors!" -Woman
"I guess so, they're the greatest in the world." -N.C.

(Man remarks that he can't believe after two years he still finds me in New York City) "Sir the Statue of Liberty will throw her torch down and swim back to France before I leave this place!" -N.C.

Wars are no big deal. They've gone on since the beginning of mankind. They've shifted focus more heavily over here now, they'll in time move out and go elsewhere and then come back again. For every good and evil, every loving act a hateful one. Circumstances will continually change, we can all benefit at all times by just doing our best at whatever we do throughout it all. What to do about the World Trade Center? Well, when people brisk down the sidewalk and smear an ant hill, killing most of them, making their home disappear, three hours later it is rebuilt and not a trace of disaster is present. As for our current representatives and how they're handling things? We're in a democracy. We the people chose them, we the people should respect, honor and stand by them and whatever they feel is necessary to do to govern us.

Faith means excepting what is, no anxiety, no frustration, no fear. We live in a world governed by our creator; it's always been that way, it always will.

(9/11) "You're a bench mark of calm for the city of New York." -a New Yorker who could easily see what I was doing

(911) I think everyone alive consciously, or at least unconsciously knows that the attacks on the World Trade Center were probably the most devastating assault on Freedom the world has ever known. Yet, Freedom prevails!!! I gladly stake my existence on the importance of that Freedom!!!

(9/11) I heard that Osama Bin Ladin was quoted as having said that "no American could feel safe until every Palestinian could feel safe. (posing a front double bicep shot for the camera) Well let me say to you Osama, I feel perfectly comfortable and safe here in America.

It at any time my actions are not most effective, which is actually not even possible, I can immediately discover what is necessary to enhance my experience.

I am the epitome of the American Dream, the American Icon. My mind and therefore my actions are free and determined and destined for greatness. Naked Cowboy represents courage, personal magnetism and strength, compassion, humility, unprecedented contribution/service/love orchestrated through pure powered disciplined actions that benefit every spirit.

I have unlimited resources. I am the most powerful man in the world. I stand out in America because of this! It's not a coincidence that I am the one and only man in history with the faith, unshakable faith to communicate to humanity as I do. It's divinity in high-powered motion. It's the unstoppable will of the God nourished human spirit that carries me effortlessly to the people of the world with love.

(9/11) I'm communicating the same things I've always communicated, and there's no better time or place to communicate it. A platform if you will? Freedom is the greatest gift a man can be given. It must be actively pursued and courageously preserved. This is the country (USA) where a man can choose to be anything he wants to be! I'm a man taking full responsibility of this privilege, and I sincerely encourage everyone to do the same.

(9/11) I got an e-mail from a woman in Indiana who visited NYC over the summer. When she explained that terrorists hit the World Trade Center in the city to her eight-year-old daughter, she replied, "what happened to Naked Cowboy, is he alright?" Well let me answer that e-mail right now. Honey, your dreams and I are perfectly safe here in America.

The American Dream lives on in proportion to the state of the American dreamer.

I am the best representation of America because I'm exemplifying its possibilities and potentials at a higher level than anyone else!

My actions demonstrate my faith in America and what it stands for! Land of opportunity, capitalism, freedom of expression, ingenuity, trademark protection, free-enterprise, self-reliance, rugged individualism, equal protection under the law, egalitarianism, freedom to pursue whatever goals one set's for one's self (self-determination), personal initiative.

My actions demonstrate my unshakeable faith in the principles that make Americanism what it is, persistency/consistency, hard work/industry, self determination, ingenuity, entrepreneurship, personal initiative, and the habit of "going the extra mile," which means giving more than is expected and/or paid for.

The First Amendment does not protect obscenity. Obscenity is offensive behavior that lacks literary, artistic, political or scientific value. I know if you will use your reason, you will come to the same conclusion that I have, that being that Naked Cowboy is not only, not offensive, but has literary, artistic, political and scientific value.

The government can limit the individual's rights only when it's interest in doing so is so strong and compelling that it is justified in doing so. Freedom of speech not only covers the written word, but can be symbolic such as dancing or wearing clothing.

Definiteness of Purpose

The "most celebrated entertainer of all time!!! The most incredibly polished, spontaneous, talented, hilarious performer of and at all times. The most fabulously built, ripped and determined, toxin-free body and mind ever created. The best-marketed, promoted, captivating, aura-glowing, spirited artist/man of and at all times. The freest, richest, liver/lover of life ever immortalized!!! The only man capable of doing what he does. American Icon 101. True bad-ass no fear cowboy!!!

My Identity
(Identity being how you identify yourself)

Perfectionist, cowboy, revolutionary, singer, songwriter, God worshipping man, free-spirit, entertainer, American Icon, nutritionist, salesman, entrepreneur, titan, thinker, genius, guitarist, television personality, radio personality, comedian, public performer, waiter, server, movie star, supermodel, maximizer, transformer, publicist, promotional genius, humanitarian, devoted man, animal lover, healer, nature lover, motivator, hero, gentleman, son, brother, nephew, God father, uncle, gorilla marketer, grandson, fighter, boxer, role model, example, prototype, public speaker, speaker, communicator, prophet, self-help coach, preacher, teacher, coach, inspirer, one-man army, worker, personal trainer, path finder, creator, endless learner, big-time wrestling entertainer, wrestler, runner, tri-athlete, marathoner, titan, warrior, athlete, Naked Cowboy (only one!!!), Olympian, barbarian, god, bachelor (most eligible ever), painter, artist, sculptor, political activist, world traveler, investigator, scientist, chemist, trainer, fitness coach, independent film star, international super celebrity, world's best known and loved cameo, myth, and growing…..

Waldo

I'm gonna be just like Waldo! Every event, scene, movie, picture, advertisement, website, billboard, Landscape, game, commercial, sporting event, art work, what have you, I'll be there!!!

Spectrum of Communication

Mindy and I have an argument on Friday. Saturday she claims that she has never had anyone speak as viciously as I do to her at times. I reply that it's what she should expect. I'm the best at everything I do, and if I'm being mean, I'm the meanest. I will use whatever means in the spectrum of communication necessary to get what I want. Bottom line, if you're not in agreement with me, expect to be twisted to that end.

American Icon

I live in a state of total expectancy. I know my seeds of unfathomable greatness, determination, courage, discipline and perseverance have been and forever will be consistently applied! Financial independence is mine. Total self-freedom and love are mine for eternity. I'm on automatic pilot, soaring for unequalled excitement and reward. My dreams and "Ideal Day" are inescapable and I know that I am blessed for it! My character, me, Naked Cowboy, is a one-of-a-kind genius of ingenuity and design. The world knows, loves, revels and admires me! My life exuberates more and more freedom and love and giving each moment! My message is growing exponentially by the millisecond!!!

Daily Emotional Commitment
(Range of emotions I will invoke daily)

speed/ambition, endurance, consistency, passion, concentration, focus, compassion, forgiveness, understanding, empathy, excitement, non-aggression, calm, gentle kindness, gratitude, determination, hard working, belief, faith, congruity, intelligent frugality, prioritization, specialization, simplicity, encouragement, coaching, fearlessness, exoticness, perseverance, persistency, challenge, guidance through example and/or metaphor, curiosity, willingness to listen, complete awareness, generosity, contributor, team player/team world, spirituality, patience, man on a mission, philanthropy, recycler, humanitarianism, courage, and growing….

Gratitude Journal

1. I am oh so grateful to be totally and completely and divinely free to do God's work, now, here, and always in the present.
2. I am most grateful that I have been blessed with the awareness that giving is the only value worth pursuing. I'm in hot pursuit.
3. I am most grateful to be a man who truly sees his life as a piece of humanity. (Synergy)
4. I am most grateful to be the American Icon. Rapidly I unfold the secrets of super-mega-stardom and it's perks and responsibilities.
5. I am grateful for Fridays (restaurant). It's hard work. It's very beneficial. It's long time persistence builds character and patience. It serves me in making me obedient, disciplined, and wise. It's an awesome place to happily promote Naked Cowboy, as is anywhere, the simple, humble, fun loving, super-celebrity. Fridays offers the solace of knowing that I'm working hard, I'm promoting gracefully, simply, courageously, and I'm creating wealth, financial abundance and opportunity. I'm making a major difference as an ordinary man.
6. I am so very grateful to have developed into a man who desires most to be great. To give what he has to make the most positive contributions to humanity. To be an endless seeker of truth, honesty and contribution.
7. I am most grateful to have a family that truly loves me and hopes only the best for me. A family that inwardly rejoices with my victories and is, in fact, enriched by them.
8. I am most grateful to be fully integrated into the consciousness of the quantum field and to be able to immediately manifest my intentions. God willing and within, we work together to progressively serve the great of all. Thank you God for allowing me to do your work with and through you.
9. I am so grateful to know that I can reach all people by being, simply present. That what I am speaks so loudly, nobody can help but hear my message. "All he's got to do is stand there being beautiful, graceful, divine." And how grateful I am to know that the qualities and behaviors that create this message are the most natural and exciting for me to portray, internalize, externalize and fulfill. They are my dearest duties, obligations, desires, and dreams.
10. I am oh so grateful to have had Mr. Jim Knippenburg call me to do a story on me again, via communications with Lee Goldstein, and to be the creator, instigator, witness, and traveler of and on the path to the most known heights of super-celebrity-mega-icon-status-stardom! I love being famous and knowing that my fame is growing, compounding, expanding, exploding and accelerating with every passing moment which in reality is all the same moment. I am the "most celebrated entertainer of all time." Its realization is what is becoming obvious.

Questions
(How motivated would you be if you asked yourself these questions all day long?)

1. How incredible is it to be an incredibly celebrated, internationally recognized and loved American Icon, living as a youth and contributing positively and immensely daily?
2. How incredible will it very soon be to arrive at work in a limonene (Friday's restaurant included)? Working humbly and merrily as a super-celebrity with worldwide cameras catching my every move for humanity to emulate and admire? How will that be?
3. Isn't being in the tabloids a strong, viable way for one to demonstrate just how strong their spark of life is? Everyone living vicariously through me will be positively moved to move themselves and all others.
4. How can I improve what I'm doing? How much more discipline can I unleash? What have I learned today in the promotional efforts of Naked Cowboy? How can I apply that to future Naked Cowboy promotion?
5. We become what we think about consistently. What do I think about consistently? How can I increase the capacity of my mind, body and soul?
6. How can I use my mind to get me to my goals quicker, so that I can set new ones and fulfill them as well? Why is it so, so, so important to focus on the positive? What will this do to my intended outcomes?
7. How much better and more fulfilling will my life be as I spend more and more time thinking of ways to improve and to increase my level of service to humanity?
8. What does it mean to truly be a humanitarian?
9. How many others can I encourage to shoot, determine, and conquer their own, personal, deep rooted intentions and/or desires? How can I enhance the speed and effectiveness of destiny?
10. Isn't it the purpose, the statement, the overall message of Naked Cowboy that faith in oneself and their dreams is absolutely enough? That the unstoppable will of the human spirit with an unquestioned objective is truly unstoppable? Isn't that who I am, Naked Cowboy? The determined man on a mission who persists knowing that he is truly unstoppable, despite any odds or criticisms.
11. Isn't being a "Parrillo Athlete" awesome? Knowing that for all the years to come my system is fresh, thriving, growing and purifying? That I am ripped and determined, and still always improving? Isn't it great to know that it is humanitarian based and therefore divine?
12. Isn't it great to know that I maintain impeccable standards for myself? Isn't it great to know that everyone I personally and otherwise contact are moved by my incredible demonstration of shear discipline? That my image halts all in their tracks?
13. What beliefs or current behavioral patterns do I have that could be keeping me from being the indomitable success I am destined to be? None!
14. What beliefs or supplemental behavior patterns need to be installed in order to better suit me for my roads ahead? More tolerance, love, patience and compassion?
15. Aren't there baseline standards for what I'm willing to accept in my life? What are they? Am I living by them? Will I get to where I know I'm going if I'm not?
16. How can I make today, specifically, a major contribution for the days ahead?
17. What can I accomplish in my current situation?
18. Isn't it true that no one really succeeds on a massive scale without taking a risk, and more realistically, a series of calculated risks, consistently taken in a focused, planned out direction?
19. Isn't my level of confidence, and increasing payment for my life's services, Naked Cowboy, a result of taking unprecedented action? Don't I do it out of a state of unconditional love?
20. Isn't it true that I have managed more financial pressure than I have now, and yet still paid out of my own pocket to do unsecured work for no fee at all?
21. Isn't every penny I spend and find on the ground going towards my life's investment in creating, maintaining, and super-promoting the "most celebrated entertainer of all time?"
22. Who can I reach out to and serve to achieve the next level for them by my encouragement, my example?
23. How can I use the current circumstances and events in my life to propel me to the next level?
24. If I continue to maximize all of my efforts on all tiers, what will ultimately occur in my life? Really, think about it. Financially, only spending as investments on my one objective? Socially, only gearing my relationships toward my one objective? Creatively and hobby related, only moving toward my one objective? My reticular activating system (RAS) is on my one objective. My vocation is my vacation. My living is my giving.
25. How much satisfaction will I have knowing that I've made every member of my family a millionaire?
26. What dreams could I realize through the consistent employment of my imagination?
27. What will you do with the talents God gave only you?

Recovery Time

A man on a bike rides by Naked Cowboy on 45th and Broadway and spits on his back while his attention is on a tourist taking his picture. Naked Cowboy takes his guitar strap and slides it over his back to remove the saliva and continues to perform, forgiving the man after about twelve seconds of hidden rage. Naked Cowboy then agrees to work on his recovery time for forgiveness for such petty occurrences.

Retirement

The majority of the people I know talk about relaxing and taking it easy once they get off of work. They talk of 55 or 65 when they can just do the things that they want to do. A postponement of life if you will? It is the most unruly thing that I can imagine. All I want to do is my work. Being off work is like having my lifeline interrupted. Naked Cowboy is no longer what I do but who I am. Anything other than playing guitar and singing in my underwear just seems pointless! It's the perfect unification of my energy with the energy of the cosmos.

Judgment/Intolerance
(time to change)

I am not fit to judge anyone! I strive to be better not to belittle others, but to encourage them. Encouragement is a better motivator than intimidation. To make others want to be like me, I must first make them like me. Beauty is as beauty does, right? Intolerance towards others is really just an admission of intolerance towards their behaviors for myself. I actually have no qualms with that person and should rise to the humanity not to act as if so. All resistance and anxiety and frustration I feel towards people, circumstances, or things are just my lack of understanding and recognition that I am part and parcel of all things. I must condition myself to live joyously through both congenial and uncongenial circumstances. Peace, harmony and tranquility are the flowing state of nature, of which I am in fact a part. "Let if flow, then let it go." There are but two states of being that man has ultimately to reconcile him with in every instant, hate and love. Their corresponding behaviors are obvious in every instance.

7 Basic Motives
(Nobody does anything without a motive)

1. Love: Naked Cowboy is an expression of love for all people, places, animals, things and circumstances.
2. Sex: Sex is just a form of communication of which I am the master. It's animal, not spiritual, it's great, it's not divine.
3. Desire for Material Wealth: Billionaire status is inevitable when one follows their own heart to the letter.
4. Self Preservation: Being Naked Cowboy requires the ultimate degree of self-preservation.
5. Freedom of Body and Mind: Naked Cowboy is an expression of Freedom of both body and mind.
6. Desire for Personal Expression and Recognition: The life of Naked Cowboy is the ultimate example of both personal expression and recognition.
7. Perpetuation of Life After Death: As a world wide human icon I will live in the hearts of humanity for eternity and beyond.

Marketing Strategy Priority R & D. (Ripped and Determined)

Cutting Edge

I am the cutting edge! No one else is where I am. No one can claim my stake. No one can tell me right or wrong! I do all I can and will not be influenced by anyone else's judgments or criticisms. I will not second-guess myself any more. I will strive, with my sincere loving heart to give all I can and will not take personally, my friends and loved one's weaknesses (inflexibilities). I am divine, in fact, untouchable to circumstances and material influences. My heart, determination, and burning desire rule the cosmos and bring faithfully to me all that I want! My destiny, the "most celebrated entertainer of all time," cannot escape me!

Reminders

1. Don't I have all that Bruce Lee ever had?
2. Don't I have more than Fabio could ever dream of?
3. Don't' I rule the world's market?
4. Don't I rule self-discipline and design and communication in every area of my life?
5. Who the hell should I be listening to? Me. Only me.

Edutainment

I believe this term was coined by Anthony Robbins. I could very well be wrong about that. I believe it to mean a process by which one educates through entertainment. This is what Naked Cowboy does.

30 Days

If I had thirty days to live I would go tell everybody I know and could find that I love them and that I sincerely want them to go after every last thing they want and believe they have to contribute, as Naked Cowboy, since this is what Naked Cowboy stands for!

New York City, Times Square Beliefs

1. Very few people can claim to have their presence and place on Times Square.
2. "Only in New York" is a coined world concept, idea, reality. I am the epitome of that.
3. Anyone coming, going, discussing or reporting on Times Square will be without full and/or accurate representation of it, in relation to the idea, "Only in New York," without first consulting/including me.
4. The world comes to see Naked Cowboy on Times Square.
5. Naked Cowboy is a classic. No one can out due such a humble, sincere, determined, bad-ass representation of real heart.
6. Naked Cowboy stands for maximization. Times Square is where the greatest number of humanity/spirit, experiences the spirit of Naked Cowboy.
7. People, spirits, everyone loves a man who gives his all, chooses his way, determines his history and will not quit or take no for an answer.
8. Naked Cowboy exemplifies personal initiative.
9. The mental attitude of Naked Cowboy is so positive that he can stand in the center of humanity and bring about joy and peace.
10. I am the only spirit, man, manifestation of energy that can maintain the best manifestation of New York City's Times Square. One day's enthusiasm on Times Square by Naked Cowboy can reach every spirit in the world.
11. I, Naked Cowboy, am able to dominate Times Square, to be there without incidence, because I am bad-ass beautiful, determined, ripped on destiny to be so.
12. By the time I, Naked Cowboy, makes it a historically known, loved and cherished image, that of Naked Cowboy on Times Square, where all the classic Times Square photos include Naked Cowboy, I will have the unlimited recourses to travel personally to every country in the world.
13. When I give 1110% on Times Square, in other words, when I'm on Times Square as Naked Cowboy, or otherwise communicating the message of Naked Cowboy, I am maintaining, improving, and perfecting my spirit's destiny's fulfillment.
14. When I trick myself into believing that I'm worn out, tired, old, washed up, hell, anything less than the most bad-ass, balls-to-the-wall, most determined spirit to ever ride the waves of consciousness, it's just cause I'm consistently and destined to always be so living heroically, and with such energy expenditure, growth and strengthening, that down periods, when the work is done (as it never is), become fertile grounds for negativity of which my subconscious mind will indefinitely harness to make me even better.
15. When Naked Cowboy succeeds, everyone he reaches succeeds. Naked Cowboy reaches the world as he stands most enthusiastically in the center of it.
16. When Naked Cowboy does Times Square, a fulfilling period in the growth and development of his character, talents, and destiny/prophecy, he is living with God, in God, and of God.
17. Being on Times Square, Naked Cowboy not only demonstrates the most determined representation of the human race, but he also demonstrates that this representation is more than willing to work harder than anyone. It demonstrates the quality of his humility, confidence and faith. The world knows where to find him.
18. There's never any need to feel anxiety towards Times Square because I am always and indefinitely sending my subconscious guide, "Norm Hill," to whisper sweetly into the ear of every spirit alive, that I love them, that I am coming to serve them, and that they are receiving a benefit from my actions worthy of all the divinity in the world. Why? Unequalled levels, storehouses, of heart, soul, courage, service and contribution for God in all of his manifestations.
19. Times Square is home as much as anywhere else is home. My character doesn't come and go and play differential roles. I give 1110% to the actions of sincere, free, lovingness no matter where or how I stand. To effectively communicate Naked Cowboy everywhere I am. This habit will make the existence of Naked Cowboy, me, extremely well known, loved, respected, honored and demanded, wherever I am not.
20. Everywhere I go and travel, I am the ambassador, Naked Cowboy, on his way to or from Times Square to captivate humanity. The celebrated, super hero, mega-mass, international celebrity superstar who fights to keep touch with his people. Sincere, humble service in the lap of unequalled riches in the annals of history. A man whose mastermind alliance is every spirit alive. Perfect harmony I achieve by absorbing only what is empowering from them.
21. Every news agency, television show, radio show, newspaper, magazine, internet advertising mechanism of substantial interest, movie company, production and advertising agency, marketing company, will at one time or another involve Naked Cowboy in their communication with their most valued people, their customers. The largest concerns will borrow my magic (message, soul, spirit, divinity) excessively to build riches untold for inspiration unchallenged.
22. The positive energy and vibrationalized excitement of every little victory on Times Square raises the vibrations of my energy far in excess to what is necessary to overcome any and all negative vibrations, habits, or deviations temporarily accepted for the acquisition of those little victories. Example little victories: photo with anybody, inclusion into anybodies work, art, project, life, etc… new friends and alliances, more international fame, personal communication to any spirit in the spirit of love and enthusiasm.
23. Times Square being the current best place to maximize my amount of daily, hourly, minutely, exposure, I make the most productive, profound use of it. By responsibly making the best use of what I've got, the infinite creator will entrust me with way, way more. I believe in myself no matter what. I am the sheriff of Times Square
24. Coming to and from Times Square is precious time to pray and prepare for the magic that I create thereon. It's time for me to thank "Norm Hill" for his amazing faithful service in preparing the most hospitable place, Times Square, for me.
25. Times Square is where I fully expect to maximize the publicity of Naked Cowboy. The quality of my strength, power and magnetism, will unfold or remove any resistance to the fulfillment of my every wish and/or desire today.
26. Times Square being open every minute gives me the platform, opportunity, to "go the extra mile" every day! The law/reward of increasing returns is so freaking obvious.
27. Times Square is the coolest place to practice, polish and improve my current mastery of impromptu performances. Spontaneity I rule, cause I'm dead serious, but can't be taken so without unequalled humor. In Times Square I'm just practicing my excellence. I'm in limbo sort of speak as the next major film crew prepares to include me.
28. With the recent A.P. release of Naked Cowboy coming to stay on Times Square, the entire world has been notified.
29. 500,000 - 1,000,000 people/spirits personally experience Naked Cowboy on Times Square daily, taking this highlight of their trip into every corner of the world.
30. I am Times Square's favorite, best son. I will not let it out of my hands until it has faithfully served me. No one can turn on the level of commitment quite like Naked Cowboy.
31. Every day I convert crowds of 1000's wherein a percentage of people know all about me, into crowds of 1000's wherein they all know all about me.
32. Face it; you're able to be Naked Cowboy because you have an outrageously huge, loving, funny, strong heart.
33. On Times Square I'm paid an incredible salary for/while growing most famous. I'm a long-term super phenomenon. I'm recognized as such by the other awakened ones.
34. The number of people sending checks to 36 Dewitt Street for Naked Cowboy merchandise over the winter months will be determined by my unprecedented actions over the spring, summer and fall. Absorb and invest, the one aim of the merchant.
35.I'm building an army of fans with the most amazing display of hand-to-hand, radical marketing.
36. I'm getting bigger than anything else, Naked Cowboy, by contenting myself with doing one thing, doing it best. Doing it with more intensity, heart and determination than anyone else doing anything.
37. The way I spend/live/enjoy/celebrate my future depends on how I live today. Enthusiasm, industry, heroic action unprecedented.
38. Like Terry Lukemire's psychic said, Naked Cowboy will be on the cover of Newsweek before years end. My top seven, year-end goals for 2000, will blast off far in excess to what I'd stated before 2001's end.
39. I'm not interested in being a star; I'm committed to being the star.
40. Everything that enters my spirits influence (air, water, food, exhaust on Times Square) is immediately converted into "liquid-bad-ass." "Liquid-bad-ass" defined: the perfect mix of orthodox and unorthodox substances that are destined to create, provide for, maintain, immortalize and eternalize Naked Cowboy. I'm made of the qualities that legends are made of.
41. I'm not away from my connection with home/family/friends, when I'm on Times Square, I'm reaching them with my unprecedented, determined actions through the messengers of humanity.

Why I am Unable to Leave Times Square Officer?

1. I'm unable to leave sir, this is my job.
2. I'm unable to leave sir, my family needs me to stay here.
3. I'm unable to leave sir, New York City will suffer tremendously if I leave.
4. I'm unable to leave sir, you don't want to see a man as committed to positive change as I am be stopped do you?
5. I'm unable to leave sir, you don't want to be the one responsible for crippling a man living the American Dream?
6. I'm unable to leave sir, you don't want to disappoint all of these people who came to your city to see me?
7. I'm unable to leave sir, I can't let all of these people down?
8. I'm unable to leave sir, you don't want to see the entire face of Times Square and it's reputation as the free market, the cross roads of America hindered do you?
9. I'm unable to leave sir, the New York City Police Department has worked way too hard to protect my First Amendment rights, that being freedom of expression, which we both surely know protects not only the written word, but can be symbolic such as dancing or wearing a specific clothing, for the last 4 1/2 years for you to jeopardize their reputation?
10. I'm unable to leave sir, besides, don't you really just want me to keep people moving along a little more efficiently and to make certain, to the best of my ability, that everyone is safe and happy?
11. I'm unable to leave sir, however if there is a place in the immediate vicinity of Times Square that you feel I would be better able to serve our tourist dollars and publicity I would be more than happy to relocate to that exact spot being that our objective in making New York City number one is the same.

Faith

"A man's faith is his full participation in his life's objective, which if he is a real man, is what he can at any time declare, is his reason for existence." -N.C.

Motivational/Inspirational

I'm a humanitarian by merit of the fact that I'm living as the best possible human being imaginable. -N.C.

If you're not on the same page as me, expect to be taken out of my book. -N.C.

We all trade our time for something. Whatever we chose to do, we do so knowing that we forgo the opportunity to do anything other than that.

When asked why I felt it was important to be on Times Square every day that I could be I replied, "my message isn't to become 'the star' and then forgo all the qualities that made me so, it's to be 'the star' and to act like it at all times!"

'Naked Cowboy' is the exception to every rule!!!!!!!

By constitution, the one who chooses the mightiest path, becomes the mightiest warrior.

"Do you work on Sundays also?" -gym member
"Dude, of course I do, Sunday is the Lord's day, not mine." -N.C.

I spend my days trying to count the people who are counting on me.

I work in cowboy boots for 6-8 hours a day, don't tell me about commitment.

My image alone commands media attention, my being commands life itself.

I've created the greatest persona ever, and I will ride it to victory on a horse wearing underwear!!!

I scream songs over five lanes of traffic for 6-8 hours a day. I clearly have the most powerful voice in the world.

I'm the most powerful man in the world because I'm summoning all of my spritual powers by remaining completely open to the continuous flow of infinite intelligence that is all things.

If information is the commodity of kings, then truth is the commodity of visionaries. -Naked Cowboy

There are those who wish they had the balls to live like me, and then there's me. -Naked Cowboy

I have my own show now, it's called "Naked Cowboy, King of Planet Earth," it will run till the end of time here on planet earth, to see it, just come and find me. -N.C.

With the weight of the world on my shoulders, I choose to do squats. -Naked Cowboy

I went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on April 4, 2002 to appear at Troma's "Tromapalloza" and was not allowed to be in the building, according to security. The irony in this will be made most apparent!

If you don't see me for a while it's because I'm out in another country serving our brothers and sisters as I do you, working to homogenize the human race so that we can all truly live in peace. Naked Cowboy: the catalyst for the creation of the psychological formula for universal love.

Naked Cowboy job description, Bad Ass!!!

Why is it that any environment that I step into, I revolutionize it? I improve it by 1110%?

This is my world, I'll dress in it the way I want to.

"Did you go to 'Naked Cowboy School?" -tourist
"No, but if you'll just go to nakedcowboy.com, you'll get schooled!" -N.C.

"My training and nutrition plan ride on the concept of maximization. I eat just enough to live, and I train until I'm just about to die." -N.C.

(When confronted with a shallow perspective on what Naked Cowboy does) "I could understand if you were feeding the homeless, curing cancer, aids, some sort of human dilemma?" -Mindy Osborn
"First off, why do I have to be the one curing human dilemmas with my work? I didn't hear any of this when I was waiting tables. Am I responsible for curing the world with my work? Incidentally however, I'm working on the largest problem facing mankind today, and that's the problem/disease of powerlessness. The inability to act. The inability to make good/great/fantastic on the promise of life. So how does one serve others in this capacity? How does one seek to cure such a disaster? How does someone teach and/or encourage others to release fear and doubt in themselves and simply go out and act on their talents, exercise their potential, do what inwardly rejoices them while positively effecting others. You go out and demonstrate what following your dreams and your heart does! It makes you unstoppable/divine/inspiring. Without this sort of power and objective, you'll live in a void. Nothing will fill the void except the destructive habits that create the depression, insecurity, meaninglessness, etc… that lead to physical ailments, the shit, if you will, that causes the human dilemmas that I don't even believe exist, those being cancer, aids, homelessness, what have ya!

"When I act like I want my dreams to come true right now (relentless pursuit), my dreams are happening right now!" -N.C.

"As a free man, it is not in my nature to be constrained."-N.C.

"Is it possible that a man can so sincerely be willing to give all that he has, to live and teach a way of life so passionately, using metaphors and parables that he is one day deemed a modern day messiah?" -N.C.

"God didn't make you "one in a billion" with whom he'd be perfectly clear about what he wanted you to do expecting that you'd begin on it's fulfillment tomorrow." -N.C.

"No man can walk the heavenly estate of this earth who has not reconciled himself in love with every last soul in it, being that it is his own." -N.C.

"You all need to join in on this "Emersonian Transcendental Movement Thing," Naked Cowboy Living! Autarchy at it's finest!!!" -N.C.

"The world doesn't pay people for making money. It's pays people for going out and giving themselves to it!" -N.C.

"Thank you God for bringing me to this very moment in my life!!!" -N.C.

(When hesitant about playing in pouring rain) "This is the last day I've got! I'll ruin the guitar, get sick, whatever the hell, it's my last chance!!!" -N.C.

(Preparing to go out on Times Square in 30 degree, gusty wind, cloudy shit weather) "Well hell, I've already conquered every man alive, it's just me against nature now." -N.C.

"Naked Cowboy defined, the art of living by one's own objectives." -N.C.

"If I perform more often than anyone else, with more passion, and commitment, then I will be the best." -N.C.

"How do I get a sense of certainty in my life? I consistently perform as Naked Cowboy giving my all to each and every performance. I selectively orchestrate which events I attend. I continually seek to make better use of my available resources. I repeat what has worked in the past seeking to improve upon them. I make certain to still learn what does and does not serve me in my efforts and I continue to build and strengthen contacts. It's really not rocket science. It's just plain old fashioned commitment." -N.C.

Whenever I really feel down in the dumps despite all efforts to climb to super-star status, I simply go out and go for a most challenging, long, run to completely erase my biochemistry and to be back on top!

(Ordinary man looks on as the Naked Cowboy passes then remarks to his friend) "There are some things we just weren't meant to understand." -ordinary man

"I jump for joy every morning that I wake up!" -N.C.

"I'm gonna have 'Naked Cowboy Dollars' that are redeemable at nakedcowboy.com.. I will be able to use it anywhere I want as my name will be as solid and reliable as any currency in the world." -N.C.

There have been people who have said that I look desperate? Great, I'd rather look desperate and be out taking action and entertaining people than to be desperate and waiting for someone to give me the opportunity to take action and entertain people. Besides, I've outdone em' all already, by myself!

Am I waiting to be discovered? No I was discovered. By me! I discovered that I am destined to be the "most celebrated entertainer of all time" and now I live it daily. To serve this end I model, act, perform, sing, write songs, sculpture, paint, write books and I market and orchestrate business for these talents by myself. I am creating the most prosperous entertainment company of all time, nakedcowboy.com. Why make a living when you can design a life?

A callous onlooker once said that I'm "all about myself." I dutifully agree that I am. However, myself, me, I am about getting everything I can out of myself for others. Me, the vehicle, Naked Cowboy, is an entity here to shed healing to the nations.

"Every feat is trivial in the eyes of determination." -N.C.

I became Naked Cowboy to force myself to live as Naked Cowboy. The bare, naked, best built, most inspiring, most action oriented, determined, hardest working, most sincere, most known hero to humanity and beyond.

Happiness results from living in accordance with one's own values. My highest value is creator/honor/duty. What is this to me? It means that above all things I seek to be all I can be because I know my creator made me, I'm his, and I want to dutifully, honor him. I want to demonstrate in all that I do that I am so very grateful for life, it's potentials and responsibilities, the opportunity to serve his infinite variety of manifestations which are also him.

To stay on top physically I work harder than anyone else. To stay on top mentally, I think more than anyone else. To stay on top in my chosen life endeavor, I consistently work harder to perfect my talents and I promote to the masses as no one has ever done in the history of the world.

I'm not arrogant, I'm confident. Arrogance is the state of existence where there is no responsibility. Where you can legitimate taking care of yourself only and your own personal circles of influence. It's just going to work to make money, paying bills, and gratifying yourself with what you love with no sense of duty and/or obligation to serve your fellow men and women. Arrogance is mainstream, the norm if you will? Confidence is belief in the power of duty and obligation to serve others relentlessly and without fear or hatred. It's believing that you are here for a major purpose, that you are divinely free and able to do it. And, and, and, you are doing it. Your communicating that you are doing it at all times.

Christmas and New Years are certain, merry and happy are up to you. -N.C.

The only sickness I know is the inability to stop believing in sickness. -N.C.

The only thing you need to build muscle is heart. -N.C.

Isn't it amazing how much, "I'm hungry" can mean? -N.C.

It's National Bad Ass Day, I'm celebrating it, now till the end of time, why don't you join me? -N.C.

I'm a peaceful man, humble, kind, compassionate, with no desire to hurt anyone, but if need be, I can kick your teeth in and rip your head off. It's the last card in my deck that I'll play but there if need be. -N.C.

I'm not in it for the money, not in the short term anyway. -N.C.

If you don't run at least 30-60 minutes every morning before breakfast, on an empty stomach, and likewise in the evening before going to sleep, you are a pussy. -N.C.

Few people actually exercise the courage to leap from the platform of existence, to the much higher platform of living. -N.C.

I practice, practice, practice to make my brand of performance so damn cool serious that you have to be stunned before you laugh. I want it more than the rest of them (every performer ever existing put together), and my vehicle (Naked Cowboy) is flat out bad-to-the-bone. It encourages, inspires, state crashes, and delivers. "Hey look, there's Mr. Famous."

I'm a perfectionist and blessed to be so. It doesn't mean that I think I'm perfect, it means I make the choice to try and be. Maximizing my every resource, capability, talent, and intention I will surely be profound. My stage, where ever I stand, my performance, my every action, my audience, all who come into contact with me. I will give more, act more, and intend more. All will be attracted to my mission and message. Divinity I do humbly admit I seek. Courage, discipline, freedom, confidence, peace, humility, audacity and determination I marshal, I command and I rule, amen.

I have an autobiography that runs from the time I was three or four years old. As the most celebrated entertainer of all time, naturally I feel a tremendous responsibility to inform the public what exactly went into the making of my legend and my legacy.

Who inspired me? I don't know. Who have I taken a fondness of throughout my life, well, Evil Kinevel, KISS, Rocky, Rambo, Bruce Lee, Anthony Robbins, Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Jesus Christ, Ralph Waldo Emerson. They were kick ass spirits.

Heroism: Isn't it the purpose, statement, the overall message of Naked Cowboy that faith in one's self and their dreams is absolutely enough. That the unstoppable will of the human spirit with an unquestioned objective is truly unstoppable? Isn't that who I am, Naked Cowboy? The determined man on a mission who persists knowing that he is truly unstoppable? Despite any odds or criticisms?

If "First in beauty is first in might," what have I got to worry about?

Tolerance: intolerance towards others is really an admission of intolerance towards their behaviors for myself. I actually have no qualms with that person and should rise to the humanity not to act as if so.

Discipline: Discipline is paramount to living a most fulfilling life. When a man is disciplined, it is clearly demonstrated in all of his actions. I am absolutely committed to being a monument of unprecedented discipline. With discipline my life's rightful path will unfold before my eyes. I am the man I am destined to be when I act on my disciplines. I will astound all who hear, see and touch me. An example of complete excellence and honor. I am able to cast out demons with my level of discipline.

To everyone whose ever committed themselves to living their life by their own objectives, who put their heart and soul into making a positive contribution for others with something that was personally rewarding, I salute you, and stake my entire existence on the confidence I have in your spirit.

I have six main areas I work from daily: Promotional/Naked Cowboy, Guitar Singing/Naked Cowboy, Serious Reading/Naked Cowboy Dialogue, Serious Training/Naked Cowboy, Perfect Nutrition/Naked Cowboy, Creation and Development/Naked Cowboy.

My financial goal is to be the most Celebrated Philanthropist of all times. My physical goal, to be the best built, healthiest, most beautiful man in the world. My career goal, to be the "Most Celebrated Entertainer of all Time, my Spiritual goal, to walk hand in hand serving God all the days of my life. My social goal, to be a brother and server to every atom in the universe.

I am ever increasing the physical demands on, and therefore, the capacity of my physique.

It is so energy enhancing and therefore awesome to remain totally ripped.

The harder I work, the more I have, the more I have, the more I am able to give. The better I do my work, the better I am for it. The better I am, the more people I can reach with my giving. Naked Cowboy Rules!!!!

"People come to NYC to see the best the World has to offer! That's why it's imperative for me to be there! "- NC

"I am at all times a perfect, glorified representative of the Soul I've been forever polishing with the Rigors of my life's experience in ceaseless giving of myself." - NC

"I built the strongest body/system/vehicle in the world, Naked Cowboy, to withstand the conditions of our time." - NC

"I don't just count every dollar that goes into my boot, but I calculate where it's from, where they heard about me, and where the photo will be most effectively marketed after the experience. Marketing genius comes as a result of scrupulously studying the effect of every man and angle in the market.!"

-N.C.

What do I have now that I did not have at the onset?

(We can be doing far better than we think we are. This is why we must keep conscious track of where we are and where we have been)

1. Worldwide fame and recognition.
2. Experience in getting worldwide fame and recognition.
3. All of the resources and perks included in worldwide fame and recognition.
4. Products, trademarks, unequalled talent and experience.
5. Unequalled journey of action to the present moment. (Momentum)
6. Unequalled stamina, determination, power, strength, commitment, balls of steel marketing potential.
7. Greater patience, reserve, humility (divinity), and love.

Ideal Day

I will awake totally refreshed and vibrant after a long night's rest. The oceans, the mountains, the forests and the deserts will be near my door. I will be in a king-sized bed or larger in the company of my beloved, living in one of my castles overlooking one of the world's most beautiful landscapes. The sun will be shining through my large bay windows, and cool ocean breezes will shake the curtains before drifting past my world-renowned, beautiful body. I will awake my loving companion with kisses and compliments in mutual love and harmony before setting onward into another day of bliss and reward. I will exit my beautifully furnished living quarters each morning after a glass or two of mountain spring water to exercise and stretch my beautifully shaped muscles. Nature will abound and abide to my deepest, truest aspirations and temperament. I will return to my castle to enjoy my loving companions company over a well-prepared, delicious breakfast. All of the world's delicacies will pass over my breakfast table. Each day's itinerary will be designed by me. My activities will have to be chosen amongst my own personal list of the "best of the best." My exciting work for each day will be paid with incredible funds and miraculous enjoyment. The amount of work that I do will be of my choosing and I will have the utmost earned respect of all those working with me. My work will create and provide astounding benefits and happy reward to everyone who witnesses it and everyone will witness it. Everywhere that I go I will be instantly recognized and respected. I will be known by all to be the most famous, wealthiest, loving man alive. People will request to have my autograph and photos taken with me everywhere. They will be inspired by my sensuality, charm, faith, confidence, determination, dedication, perseverance, courage, expectation, immeasurable good-looks, kindness, honesty, love and sincerity. My family members will be in frequent contact to wish each other well and to say hello. My family members will know unlimited wealth and expectation. I will eat in the very finest restaurants, hotels, lounges, casinos and other establishments of my choosing with my family members, friends, and companion for each meal as I choose. Reservations will always be made in advance or accepted with great pride and respect upon entering. I will stroll the beaches of the world: rest in its lagoons. I will lie under the world's most remarkable waterfalls and will bask regularly in the warm sun on every continent.
Any amount of money that I spend on any given day will be o.k. I will never need to feel, in any way, financially restricted. I will know that on any given day, my wonderful family, friends, and supporters will have all that they want as a result of our association. I will give, give, give, and give again. I will share, care and love with all my might. I will travel to any part of the world that I wish at any given time with an unlimited number of excellent options to go, expenses paid, by loving people requesting my presence for work, friendship, meals, honoring, etc…. This beautiful world will truly be my rewarding playground. My gorgeous, loving family, friends, companion and supporters will be able to see this beautiful world as a result of their association with me. They will know no boundaries. I will work out in health clubs, the very finest of facilities, and will be immediately recognized and respected for having the finest, most refined body on the planet. My image will be one of complete happiness, love and success. I will be known by all to be serious and intense in the gym as well as curious and helpful. I will relax frequently in saunas and whirlpools, Jacuzzis, etc… Tranquil relaxation will always be in me. My great wealth will afford me the unique opportunity to be extremely well versed in all aspects of the theatre, opera, geography, business, music, arts, sciences, politics, culture, health, society and people. I will see all and do all as I choose, always being able to relax and enjoy what my tremendous accomplishments have returned to me. All sports and recreational activities will be open to me. I will scuba dive the depths of the oceans and jet ski their surfaces. I will free-fall from the highest altitudes and scale the highest mountains, all with my friends and family. All luxuries, whether sports car, sail boat, jet ski, yacht, airplane, helicopter or other assets, will be easily within my grasp. At night I will be in the loving company of anyone I wish to enjoy the most exquisite locations and scenes the world has to offer, as will all those who are in close association with me. I will always return to one of my comfortable beds, refreshed and secure with my loving companion's heart in unity with mine. We will share an enduring love that will never lack trust, faith, honesty, sincerity and fidelity. Our respect for each other will be unselfish and unvarnished and we'll always be forgiving toward each other. I will both awake and go to sleep feeling energetic, wealthy, healthy, secure and excited about the day. I will never let adversity hold me back, but will maintain a sharp and clear, level head and take positive actions. I will always accentuate the positive and eliminate the negatives. I will read and relax whenever I choose and will see editorial photos, prints, commercials, movies, internet advertising, magazine covers, billboards and every other medium of advertisement and communication bearing my image whenever I look for them. I will be able, on any given day, to frequent my accounts, and properties and find that they only grow larger no matter how much my family my companion or I spend. The spirit of giving will run free in me and all that I touch. My life will emanate complete love and unimaginable happiness from every direction. I will be massaged by a masseuse upon my request as often as I want and will be able to shower, swim or just lay back alone whenever I want. The world's most fabulous resorts will be my weekly hideaways. The excitement of the world's largest airports will be included in my weekly itinerary. "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" will seek constantly to report my daily adventures. Peace and tranquility will be mine for eternity. All who know me will be lavished with astounding friendship, concern, assets, love and guidance if they believe I can give it to them, and happiness to know they have a true friend in me. Anyone and everyone who has ever so much as wanted to be of help or assistance to me shall be rewarded a thousand times over if they wish to be assertive enough to pursue it. I will be extremely charitable to all and willing to lend an abundance of time, money and effort to all causes or missions that are worthy and deserving. I will own anything I want but will never squander it for selfish interests. I will harness an attitude of simplistic elegance and enduring love, passion and contribution. I will know on any given day that I have the proudest friends, family and companion in the world. My loving co-workers, employees and associates in every major business will respect my ambition, drive and willingness to accept being the best. I will strive for all the entire world has to offer and get it. I will never fail to find happiness in my journey to and my arrival at the top! I will know and feel completely confident on any given day that I am the most recognized and loved talent in the world, but will always be humble and never pompous or arrogant or demeaning to other aspirants. I will encourage all to shoot for the stars. My determined and unquestioned belief in the pursuit of my dream will spark millions to do likewise. The domino effect of my courage, desire, and ultimate actions and accomplishments will change the very character of the world. My loving managers, agents, photographers, planners, press agents, etc. will be fabulously wealthy, recognized throughout the world and respected for having zealously represented me. Their beautiful names will turn to gold. I will receive every honor known to man and I will deserve it. Love will radiate from my being for eternity.
My love for life, my dedication and hard work for excellence, my compassion and open-mindedness will be world-renowned, recognized ,and sought after, if not emulated by all.
Where I am the paparazzi will flock!
I will be a damn good person to everybody, in spite of race, creed, religion, sex, sexuality, etc…. I will love, love, love, love, and love! I will be miraculously tolerant and accepting toward everyone. I will never forget that "to know all is to forgive all."
I will never be purposely judgmental, but will accept everyone as part of my loving family.
My perfected life story will be accepted, respected, revered and never challenged or second-guessed by anyone. People worldwide will admire the skill, intelligence and freedom that my goals have delivered to me. They will know only of the open-mindedness, the challenges met, battles won, hearts won, attitudes changed, message of love, desire for acceptance and obsessive dedication delivered; the self-sacrifice of all one has, had or would have for the purpose of achieving one's goals, desires, mission and destiny.
My life story will be among the world's all-time best sellers of motivational and self-help books. They will start landslides of effort among all that read them and live their principles. They'll know and recognize the unselfish and determined effort to be a communicator of success and accomplishment to humanity. They'll recognize sacrifice for gain, great sadness and deprivation for gain, freedom in thought and acceptance of the true meaning of purpose despite hardship. In essence, a destined communicator of will and its ability to overcome any and all, bit by bit, with the entirety of mind, body and spirit. A loving message communicated worldwide by one determined man in the human condition with the truly exciting realization that this fortunate condition is determinable only by oneself and his desire to do so.
They'll find this loving message to include that no limit can stand in one's way unless allowed; that all inhibitions and limits are self-imposed; and that we all live in an undaunted realm of unlimited possibility.
My ideal day will be engrossed with exciting bright colors and sounds and feeling of exhilaration. These will all be complimented with soft, delicate, peaceful and serene sounds, sights of elegance and calmness and feelings of passion and tingling. Every fiber of my senses will be refreshed, sight, sound, taste, smell and feeling. My mind, body and spirit shall remain in complete unity with all else for eternity. On my ideal day I will not forget to solemnly thank God, my loving creator, who has truly blessed me, for the courage, the discipline, the dedication, the drive, the ambition, the stamina, the might, the character, the personality, the audacity, the imagination, the values, the conditioning, the environment, the genetics, the freedom, the liberty, the riches, the right, the resources, the purpose, the heroism, the enthusiasm, the references, the personal initiative, the sun sign, the aloofness, the evasiveness, the availability, the back ground, the authority, the attributes, the childhood, the peer groups, the bearing, the barbarism, the bedazzlement, the behaviors, the biorhythms, the chemistry, the canvas of life, the calculation, the caliber, the calling, the camaraderie, the candor, the caprice, the characteristics, the anatomy, the biology, the caress, the distinctiveness, the originality, the discovery, the master-mind-alliance among all things, people and circumstances, the continuance, the devotion, the design, the desperation, the demand, the demeanor, the democracy, the density, the dependability, the disposition, the detection, the dictate, the deference, the dignity, the discourse, the discreetness, the diversity, the dominance, the durability, the cartels, the casting, the cause, the centrality, the chance, the cheerfulness, the impressions, the mobilization, the importance, the insistence, the innovation, the inspiration, the intensity, the intimacy, the imagination, the logic, the immortalization, the habits, the habitat, the harmony, the heart, the health, the vitality, the height, the humanity, the idealism, the ingenuity, the identity, the ignition, the furnishings, the amelioration, the freshness, the spirit, the soul, the forbearance, the force, the formality, the fortune, the fortitude, the foundation, the frequencies, the fundamentals, the basics, the street-smarts, the frugality, the gait, the gallantry, the genetics, the gender, the genuineness, the gimmickry, the glory, the God speed, the genealogy, the charge, the quality, the properties, the elements, the atoms, the sub-atomic particles, the memory, the eternity, the birth, the birth stone, the humanity, the inclination, the industry, the ability, the adaptability, the acronyms, the calling, the brilliance, the spontaneity, the vision, the obedience, the ingenuity, the charisma, the belief systems, the technology, the family, the desire, the talent, the flexibility, the strength, the balance, the congruence, the assistance, the wisdom, the power, the attitude, the love, the grace, the kindness, the generosity, the sincerity, the friendships, the guidance, the help, the opulence, the serenity, the intelligence, the wit, the simplicity, the experience, the principles, the endurance the latitude, the faith, the complexity, the integrity, the beauty, the elegance, the manners, the states, the syntax, the metaprograms, the communication, the character traits, the commitment, the understanding, the empathy, the paradigms, the leadership, the magic, the fuel, the action habit, the rapport, the anchors, the charm, and the happiness with which I have created this life of my dreams. All praise and honor to our wonderful, loving God who nurtures our deepest, truest intentions and temperament.

Public Service Announcement

Every man has a purpose, with a unique path to its fulfillment. A journey calling
To the highest within him, that he alone, can lead. It's obstacles
Are the lessons he must learn, it's reward, is his satisfaction of knowing that
He gave what only he could give. It's an uphill battle meant to twist, grind and
Ultimately mold him. It demands truth, commitment, industry, determination, passion,
And undying faith. Followed strictly, his stamina becomes inexhaustible, his
Will unbendable, his destiny inescapable. He'll move mountains if he follows it, and
Be unable to move himself if he doesn't. Few follow. It is his dream! It is his only
Avenue to happiness, freedom is his only true ally, his strategy, has got to be courage.
It's a path I personally call Naked Cowboy.

God Worshipping Man

I will be all that I can; I will give what I have. I will worship God with
My existence. I will purge myself with discipline; I will live humbly and generously
And seek constantly to improve my loving demeanor towards all of God's
Creatures and conditions. I will make my existence one that outshines all
Others, not for my sake, but for God's.

Naked Cowboy Code of Conduct

1. Maintain perfect, ripped, tuned, physique at all times.
2. Zero wasting of resources. Maximization in and on all tiers. Money spent solely on life's mission.
3. Love towards all of God's creations, and conditions
4. Maintain mental clarity, balance, and congruence with the objectives at hand. Clarity gives me real power.
5. Impeccable standards of behavior. Polite, excellent mannered gentleman.
6. Endless, hardest working promoter to the masses we call humanity. The vehicle (Naked Cowboy), the foundation, me, the spirit.
7. Never quitting, always positively moving forward in face of seeming setbacks, adversity, and frustration. Naked Cowboy means I will move forward despite all odds.
8. I must remain completely free and independent. Flexibility to go and do whatever is necessary for my objectives without ties of any kind.
9. Maintain absolute allegiance to staying outside of the reality that the rest of the world seems so foolishly inclined to accept.

Personal Development Goals

I want the body of a champion, with striated glutes and lower back. Stone solid and ripped with extremely awesome muscularity. I want and am committed to being the most flexible human being alive. Cardiovascular fit like a champion boxer. I want the beauty of the Greek gods. Stunning, gorgeous, sexy long, beautiful full radiant, shining hair. Physically statuesque. A supermodel's stance at all times. I want, and am committed to stunning posture, erect at all times. The physiology of the champion. I want to master the use of my physiology. I want to harness complete and utter state control. I know that this mastery will influence my behaviors for the best. Total control of my states allows total control of my actions. Superstardom is my commitment. I want to be absolutely, and unconditionally loving, caring, and giving towards all people and places and things. I want the determination of Caesar the Great, Napoleon, Honda and all the 'greats' together in one monumental man. I want to absorb all the great qualities of kindness, charisma, and grace. I want to give something powerful and unique and inspiring everywhere that I go. I want to be a God/Creator worshipping man. A man, a spiritual menace. One who never fails to recognize that all he has, has had, and will have are simply gifts from God to be maximized. I know that I must give thanks ceaselessly by doing more and more work to mold myself into a temple of God. I want total self awareness. I want to fully recognize who I am, what I am here to do, and ultimately to recognize that I am here to serve others. I want to obtain, harness, and caress the awareness that I am only a vehicle, a receptor, a channel of God's work. I want to maintain my awareness that I am not here to accumulate things, people and places. I want to serve. I want to recognize and maintain my awareness, complete awareness that happiness is simply mental discipline. That, in fact, I am faithful, and that faith means being happy, free of anxiety, worry and frustration. I want to ceaselessly seek greater knowledge and understanding of other's needs so that I can better serve them.

Business and Economic Goals (Revisited)

I am committed to being the most celebrated entertainer of all time. My acting abilities are unlimited, my sense of humor un-relenting. I am the master of state control and I will strive diligently to use every facet of my abilities without reserve. I will make Madonna and Jim Carey look reserved. I am absolutely committed to being the new and improved model of acting, singing, dancing, speaking, moving, hell, everything that encompasses entertaining. I am absolutely committed to creating empires of entertainment legacies. I will amass arsenals, the greatest in existence, of works that I have contributed for all to love, admire and emulate for all time!!! Hollywood, New York City, Naked Cowboy, Show Biz and all the other cool entertainment anchors of our society will be synonymous. I will ceaselessly dominate the field of entertainment, but, I will do it in service to humanity. My outcomes will inspire all others. I will satisfy everyone else's insatiable quests for greatness in the field of entertainment, and in so doing and demonstrating this, life as well. God has blessed me with the qualities of determination, humility, and love. These attributes are only a few of his astonishing gifts. I will make the absolute most of them, never looking back and always forward to the greatest achievements of humanity and beyond.

Fun and Recreation Goals

I want unlimited wealth. Financial independence that will allow me to have anything I want, whenever I want it, with whoever I want, as often as I want it. I want no limits to what I can have at any time. I want the rewards of this and the afterworlds to be ceaselessly giving to me as I will be ceaselessly giving to it. I want to ceaselessly give of myself, constantly striving to fulfill, way over, the needs of others and in so doing, obtain all of the available resources to maintain my Herculean efforts. I want the most elaborate, yet not wasteful castles the world has to offer. I want full limousine service anywhere I want to go. I want complete, uninterrupted access to any location in the world whenever I want it. I want my own airports, helicopters and airplanes too! I want the nicest clothes and surroundings that anyone could desire. I will live like a simple man however, surrounded by fortunes unequalled in the annals of history. My fortunes will be used to serve others. My unequalled masses of fun and recreational blessings will be used to serve others. They will all be shared most compassionately and effectively. They will be beacons of kindness and generosity. They will radiate a light of love for all the world to see, hear, feel, taste, and smell. My life will be the life of the most determined communicator who made more of his communication than anyone else ever even attempted. My efforts will serve not to belittle others, but to inspire them. To encourage all to strive to be their personal best, for themselves, which incidentally is synonymous with being done so for God and humanity. I will serve others and amass a world of unlimited possibilities. I will serve with greater capacity as my resources increase. Even in my sleep will I find ways to contribute and in giving of myself, happiness will never elude me!!!

Contribution Goals

I am absolutely committed to leaving an indelible mark on this world, through humanity. I will, I am committed to creating arsenals of gifts, works, masterpieces for the world to love. In love, from the stance of love, I will create incredible, unbelievable works. I will seek constantly, and succeed at creating and furnishing the most inspiring works in the history of mankind. I absolutely want to make my existence one of contribution. I will give of myself ceaselessly. I will do what no other will do to give. To give, give, give, give, give!!! By being love, by wanting to consistently dig deeper and deeper within myself for more love, I will flourish in a life of love. I will be love, I will stand for love, I will contribute love on a scale not yet known. I want to be loving like Jesus was loving. I want to inspire others to love. True success, accomplishment and contribution will stem only from love. Love, kindness, generosity and my unequalled determination will make these qualities reflective in all of my actions, behaviors, and attitudes. I am going to leave a mark of love on this world in the form of an Image (Naked Cowboy), songs (Naked Cowboy songs), movies (Naked Cowboy movies), acts of kindness (every bold attempt to contribute in a loving way by me, the Naked Cowboy), books (Naked Cowboy books), and philanthropic gifts (unequalled philanthropy in our times by the Naked Cowboy). I will, I am committed to being the example of getting the greatest job done!!! Showing what's possible with absolute determination, and commitment. I can and will move the masses. I can and will consistently move myself in the direction of love, for love is mine to give.

Career Development Goals

Most celebrated entertainer of all time. Legendary entertainment, unequalled passion to succeed. Everyone in the world begging to know me personally. Tight security that is necessary for my unequalled fame and courage. Multibillionaire status, unequalled philanthropy and fantastic deeds! Mega-star associates as pals and mingling with my own familiar pals as well. Travel at the speed of the fastest and unlimited. Biographies world wide in all languages. Unequalled fame, glory, love and expectation in every country. A mentor to every child, a testament of courage and determination for humanity to emulate for all times. The reputation of a true lover of nature, mankind, God and all of his manifestations to be more direct. A living example of brotherhood to all men, women, and children. Ripped and determined, bold and loving beyond recognition, as a trademark. Humor unparalleled! Action unprecedented!!!

Simplicity

I began with a vengeance. I purchased an $800 dollar guitar and polished it daily. I insisted on having no less than 100 songs. I wanted to play like Eddy Van Halen, sing like Bon Jovi, move like Elvis. I drove all over the country like a mad-man to get my message out. I disciplined myself to adhere to countless dietary regimines to ensure the look that I had to have. I've combed the world over to find the right person to believe in me and have read countless books to ensure success. Now I am at peace, play a beat up guitar, stand in one place and sing one song with three chords. I eat nearly nothing, I'm looking for no one. I believe in myself and read my own books. People from all over the world come to see me and tell me how much I am doing now that I'm barely doing anything?

Materialism/Spiritualism

"A woman at the Post Office was explaining the process by which X and Y chromosomes, or something or other, create a male or female fetus. I said, "that's materialism!" The only determinant as to the sex of the fetus is the combined legitimate desires of the mother and father!" - NC

Naked Cowboy's Favorite Quotes
(borrowed on many occasions from previous and living genius to move forward in times of intensity!)

1. The goal of the artist is to create a work that cannot be surpassed. -Mozart
2. Forget about likes and dislikes, do what must be done. It may not be happiness, but it is greatness.
3. Only action determines the worth. -Anthony Robbins
4. The history of the world is simply a chronicle of the deeds of a small number of ordinary people who had extraordinary levels of commitment.
5. Perfection is not heroism, humanity is.
6. Do what you love and the necessary resources will follow.
7. The only right is what is after my constitution. -Self Reliance, Emerson
8. True man belongs to no other place but is the center of things. Self Reliance, Emerson
9. Will not discern the footprints of any other. Self Reliance, Emerson
10.Does not hide tastes or aversions. Does strongly before the sun and moon what inwardly rejoices him. Self Reliance, Emerson
11.Sees prayer in action and duty as his place. Self Reliance, Emerson
12.A balanced mind, no disturbances can shake his sense of self. Heroism, Emerson
13.It's main characteristic, persistency. Heroism, Emerson
14.Preternatural prowess of the hero, the gift of perpetual youth. Heroism, Emerson
15.What the hero does is his highest deed. Heroism, Emerson
16.The hero always finds crisis to try his edge. Heroism, Emerson
17.Character acts directly by presence and without means. Character, Emerson
18.Divine persons are character born or victory organized. Character, Emerson
19.First in beauty shall be first in might. Love, Emerson
20.The man who finds God a sweet, enveloping thought, never counts his company. Love, Emerson
21.The moment we cease to report and attempt to correct or contrive, it is no longer truth. Intellect, Emerson
22. Life is a search for power. Power, Emerson
23. The one prudence in life, concentration, the one evil, dissipation. Power, Emerson
24. A man accustomed to work was equal to any achievement he resolved on and that for himself, necessity, not inspiration, was the prompter of his muse. Power, Emerson
25. The law of particles adds up. Wealth, Emerson
26. Power is the ability to execute what we want, to give legs and feet, form and actuality to their thoughts. Wealth, Emerson
27. If a talent is anywhere born into the world, the community of nations is enriched. Wealth, Emerson
28. As long as your genius buys, the expense is safe though you spend like a monarch. Wealth, Emerson
29. The world exists for the education of each man. History, Emerson
30. There is no history, only biography, each mind must know the whole lesson for itself. History, Emerson
31. The whole course of things goes to teach us faith. Spiritual Laws, Emerson
32. As much goodness as there is, so much reverence it commands. Spiritual Laws, Emerson
33. His ambition is exactly proportioned to his powers. Every man has this call of the power to do somewhat unique and no man has any other call. Spiritual Laws, Emerson
34. Man may teach by doing and not otherwise. Spiritual Laws, Emerson
35. The effect of every action is measured by the depth of the sentiment from which it proceeds. Spiritual Laws, Emerson
36. That which we are we will teach, not voluntarily, but involuntarily. Character teaches over our heads. Over-Soul, Emerson
37. Those who are capable of humility, of justice, of love, of aspiration, stand already on a platform that commands the sciences, the arts, speech, poetry, action and grace. Over-Soul, Emerson
38. The things that are for thee, gravitate to thee. Over-Soul, Emerson
39. Original energy describes a man standing in his own right and working after untaught methods. Manners, Emerson
40. The gentleman's manners equal the majesty of the world. Manners, Emerson
41. The first point of courtesy must always be truth. Manners, Emerson
42. Valor consists in the power of self-recovery. So that a man cannot have his flank turned, cannot be outgeneraled, but put him where you will, he stands. Circles, Emerson
43. The key to every man is his thought. Circles, Emerson
44. Do the thing and you shall have the power. Compensation, Emerson
45. He is great who confers the most benefits. Compensation, Emerson
46. The wise man throws himself on the side of his assailants. It is more in his interest to learn of his weak points. Compensation, Emerson
47. By systematic discipline, all men may be made heroes. Culture, Emerson
48. A man in pursuit of greatness feels no little wants. Culture, Emerson
49. Popularity is for dolls. Steep and craggy is the path of the gods. Culture, Emerson
50. To the man at work, the frost is but a color, the rain, the wind he forgot them when he came in. Let us learn to live coarsely, dress plainly, and lie hard. Culture, Emerson
51. A great man is a new statue in every attitude and action. Art, Emerson
52. I exert the same quality of power in all places. Experience, Emerson
53. No man can write of say anything who does not think that what he writes of says is for the time the history of the world. Nature, Emerson
54. It's not the conditions that determine your destiny, but your decisions. -Anthony Robbins
55. Every day in every way I'm getting better and better. -Napoleon Hill
56. Altruism; Unselfish concern for the welfare of others. -Webster's Dictionary
57. For every disciplined act there is a multiple reward. -?
58. People who succeed on a massive level learn to over-ride their conditioning. -Anthony Robbins
59. Remain ordinary so that you can remain useful to others. -?
60. We will either find a way, or make one. -?
61. But your not just about money! -Kevin Connell
62. Successful living leads to success. -?
63. There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. -Emerson
64. Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. -Emerson
65. Surmounting difficulty is the crucible that forms character. -?
66. Time management is the best paid job. -?
67. Knowledge is only potential power until it falls into the hands of one who is willing to act. -Anthony Robbins
68. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistency and determination. -?
69. Hell is meeting the man you could have been. -Bill Shoemacher
70. Resistence is crucial for building strength. -?
71. The difference in people's abilities to fully tap their potential is directly effected by their goals. -Anthony Robbins
72. Directions lead to destinations. -Anthony Robbins
73. Reasons are the difference between being interested and being committed to achieving a goal. -Anthony Robbins
74. Communicating what you have to offer is what life is all about. -Anthony Robbins
75. Being hungry is not a bad thing. -Eric Hill
76. The secret of happiness is freedom, the secret of freedom is courage. -?
77. To get what we want we must first be willing to help others get what they want. -?
78. Frugality is the way to riches. -?
79. A hero is a person who contributes under even the most trying circumstances; a hero is an individual who acts unselfishly and who demands more from himself than others would expect; a hero is a man or woman who defies adversity by doing what he or she believes to be right in spite of fear. -Heroism, Emerson
80. If you can handle frustration, rejection and financial pressure, there is nothing you cannot achieve. -Anthony Robbins
81. We are what and where we are today because we have first imagined it. -Anthony Robbins
82. At every stage of spiritual growth, your greatest ally is your body. -Depak Chopra
83. I embrace the unknown because it allows me to see new aspects of myself. -Depak Chopra
84. My desires are part of this moment and what I need is provided here and now. -Depak Chopra
85. Your life is not a series of random events, but a path of awakening whose purpose is maximum joy and fulfillment. -Depak Chopra
86. The way we communicate with ourselves and with others will ultimately determine the quality of our lives. -Anthony Robbins
87. People who succeed in life are those who have learned how to take any challenge that life gives them and to communicate that experience to themselves and others in a way that causes them to successfully change things. - Anthony Robbins
88. The only source of knowledge is experience. -Albert Einstein
89. Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt. -Sid Craig
90. What you are speaks so loudly, I can't hear what you are saying. -Earl Nightengale
91. To live the greatest number of good hours is wisdom. -Emerson
92. Symmetry, the difference between catching attention, and holding it. -Mindy Osborne
93. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. -Helen Keller
94. Man is a worker or he is nothing. -Emerson
95. People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals, that is, goals that do not inspire them. -Anthony Robbins
96. Goals are like magnets, they'll attract the people, places and circumstances that make them come true. -Anthony Robbins
97. Every man has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. -?
98. Form follows function. -?
99. Entropy is apposed to the orderly application of hard work. -Depak Chopra
100. Embody what you teach, teach only what you have embodied. -?
101. I will speak today in words as hard as cannon balls though I contradict everything I said yesterday. -Emerson
102. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. -Eleanor Roosevelt
103. Frustration is simply an action signal signifying that you could be doing better. -Anthony Robbins
104. It is an absolute perfection to get the very most out of one's individuality. -Michel De Montaigne
105. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. -Walt Disney
106. If you want something from an audience, you've got to give blood to their fantasies. -Marlon Brando
107. I'm in debt to society to give it the most celebrated entertainer of all time. -Naked Cowboy
108. If you could only love enough you could be the strongest man in the world. -Emmit Fox
109. If you done it, it ain't braggin. -?
110. If you want something bad enough, the whole world conspires to help you get it. -Madonna
111. A man can be so determined that nature itself conspires to serve him. -?
112. To measure the man, measure his heart. -Malcolm Stevenson
113. Everyone you meet is your mirror. -?
114. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, for your reputation is what people think you are, your character is what you are. -?
115. A man is seldom better than his conversation. -German proverb
116. Coversation is the art where a man has all of mankind for his competitors. -?
117. The greatest thing I've ever won is the hearts of humanity. -Naked Cowboy
118. Intentions change the field in your favor. -Deepak Chopra
119. The man who never worries may not be smart enough to know what it's all about. -?
120. If you want something bad enough the whole world conspires to help you get it. -Madonna
121. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, your reputation is what people think you are, your character
is what you are. -?
122. A man can be so determined that nature itself conspires to serve him. -Emerson
123. The time clock is the leading instrument of fools. -Naked Cowboy
124. Give me health and a day and I will make the pomp of emperors ridiculous. -Nature, Emerson
125. An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man. -Emerson
126. Why do we call the only people in the world whom can make anywhere they are home, homeless. -Naked Cowboy
127. Given the chance to go home a coward or be on Times Square tomorrow to accept a bullet from a would be assassin at high noon, you know damn well I'll be recovering from a gun wound seconds after high noon. -Naked Cowboy
128. The way of the wise man is three fold, virtuous he is free from anxieties, wise he is free from perplexities, bold he is free from fear. -Confucius
129. Truth goes through three phases, first it is ridiculed, second it is violently opposed, third it is accepted as self-evident. -?
130. Your actions are the voice of soul, your words are the voice of your mouth. -?
131. Dependence on others weakens the dependence on the self. -Naked Cowboy
132. In the power of saying the rude truth, even in the lion's mouth, no one surpasses them. -Emerson
133. I'm not capable of being anything other than unbelievable. -Naked Cowboy
134. When you become a leader, you loose the right to think about yourself. -?
135. The higher the level of leadership people want to reach, the greater the sacrifices they have to make. -?
136. Victory at all costs, victory however long the road may be, victory, for without it, there is no survival. -Winston Churchill
137. You can talk shit no matter what your situation is. -Naked Cowboy
138. The world is his who can see through it's pretension. -Emerson
139. If the single man plant himself indominantly on his instincts and therein abide, the whole world will come round to him. -Emerson
140. The day is always his who works in it with serenity and great aims. -Emerson
141. Fear always springs from ignorance. -?
142. Freedom, without any hinderance that does not arise out of one's own constitution. -Emerson
143. My life and how I serve with it are my unstoppable authority. -Naked Cowboy
144. I now raise my mind to the highest power. -Naked Cowboy
145. Living the dream is communicating the dream. -Naked Cowboy
146. Where ever I am, a revolution is under way. -Naked Cowboy
147. The man of right character never envies anyone, he digs in and gets his own. -Venice Bloodworth
148. Simplicity is not frugality, it's flexibility, it's natural, it's eliminating all rules. -Naked Cowboy
149. Everyone is trying to promote a product, I'm promoting the spirit that creates them all - Naked Cowboy
150. A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. - Marcus Arelius
151. A man never rises so high as when he knows not whither he is going. - Oliver Cromwell
152. The great moments of history are the facilities of performance through the strength of ideas. - Emerson
153. Wealth is a state of true, pure freedom everlasting, searching for renewal in un-chartered frontiers. -Naked Cowboy
154. Lost of temper is no sign of manliness. - Marcus Aurelius
155. If a man's life has no consistent and uniform aim, it cannot itself remain consistent and uniform. - Marcus Aurelius
156. Anger is as much a mark of weakness as is grief, in both of them men receive a wound and submit to a defeat. - Marcus Auelius
157. "Nothing inspires me like the artistic Creation of Myself" - NC
158. Everyday I convert an Army of People into an Army of Fans! I define a "fan" as one who has witnessed the potential of Man!" - NC
159. "If you can do something you love without fear of criticism, you will move." - Joseph Campbell
160. "I've always wanted to be a different kind of man with a different kind of life." NC
161. The wisest investment a man can make is in his friends." NC
162. "Tis the same to him whose heart burns with love as if the whole world contained only angels." NC
163. "What a great tribute to the spirit of America to have the richest man in it be the man who sings and plays guitar in his underwear in NYC calling himself Naked Cowboy!" - NC
164. "There is only one way to be yourself!" - NC
165. "I want to be the dominant figure of what man's mind, body and spirit are capable of being." NC
166. "Naked Cowboy - There's simply nothing like it." NC
167. "The god you worship is the god you're capable of becoming.!" - Joseph Campbell
168. "I cannot speak to your sensibilities as I willnot speak to my own. I will speak to your manhood or not at all" -N.C.
169. "Look, it's as simplpe as this! I believe I have the way of life and I want to sell it. That's marketing individualism. That's marketing God!" -N.C.
170. "Immortality is beyond fear and desire!" Joseph Campbell
171. "You can always tell who someone is by the circumstances they grow!" Karen Salmansohn

172. "Regarding anything, it's only a major ordeal if I make it one." -N.C.

173. "Analyze your possition now and you'll see the exact replication of your self-talk three years back." -Tommy Newberry

174. "How fantastic can you keep it together under the toughest of circumstances?" -N.C.

175. "I've fully incorporated the fulfillment of heroism and valor in advertising/marketing/communication/salesmanship." -N.C.

176. "I will receive all that is rightfully mine by obeying the dictates of my nature." -N.C.

177. "I live to do battle with fortuna." -N.C.

178. "Nobody can be in my presence for more than a moment and not know that they're loved." -N.C.

179. "I have a responsibility to be the best." -N.C.

180. "If you want to be the world's hero, then act like it!" -N.C.

181. "When I go to sleep at night I know that I've whole-heartedly made the most productive use of my time." -N.C.

182. "I am not a man, I am a principle." -N.C.

183. "Exhibition is divine if you exhibit divinity." -N.C.

184. "They will come and adore me because I will insist upon myself the manifestation of all that is adorable." -N.C.

185. "Leadership and salesmanship are synonomous." -Zig Ziggler

186. "Efficiency is doing things right, effectiveness is doing the right thing." -Zig Ziggler

187. "Get the person right to get the salesman right." -Zig Ziggler

188. "Selling is a transfer of feeling." -Zig Ziggler

TRUTH

"How was yesterday?" - friend
"Best day of my life, only to be surpassed by today." - N.C.
"You've got the right attitude." - friend
"I've got the truth!" - N.C.

LIMITLESS
"By remaining limitless, I am able to immediately recognize the limits in others. I then eradicate them!" - N.C.

ART

"When you distinguish between good and evil, you've lost the art. Art is beyond Morality - the reach of your compassion is the reach of your art!" - Joseph Campbell.

DON'T SLACK

When I woke up this morning, I stopped to consider just how incredibly hard I've been working. I decided that today would be a great time to cool my engines, to recharge. To give just a little time to myself. Then I said, "Fuck that" and doubled my efforts. -Naked Cowboy

THE VISUAL

He pulled into the city without fear, radiating authority. Wars would be going on, terrorists, threats and attacks, blizzards, heat waves and bright sunny days. All of which painted a perfect backdrop for his natural desires and ambitions. - Naked Cowboy

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